It's about the only thing he can get done in that tiny room
Cleaning with Mario #35 Panelling whilst paying full rent, in the scent ‘money well spent’
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Aye deffo a falbon journey incoming ..... white marble effect is my guess and a lot of “a jist luv it!!!!!1” from Marion. Oh also maybe getting that electrical box or whatever it is covered over.
I’m thinking he’s getting it bamboo coloured
I hope to fuk he changes the position of the handles they get on my last nerve
Exactly, have you posted but IG has a problem or have you not posted! Pick one MarioHe's just posted saying people can't see his stories. He said he hasn't posted so it could be Instagram...Or has he been on here for a nose?!
Based on former griping about his wonky tiles and a comment about trying hard to look after the falbon wrapped surfaces best he can, I'm expecting actual new worktops, in the colour "wood-look" and splashbacks in the scent "you can stick this stuff on top of the tiles that are already there".
Of course people won’t be able to see any stories if he’s not postedHe's just posted saying people can't see his stories. He said he hasn't posted so it could be Instagram...Or has he been on here for a nose?!
The thick twit!
If you awl remember a few weeks ago ma loveliees he put a poll up with different grain patterns of wood. I would bet my wages they were pics of real wood but oor Marion will be getting a faux wood look. And after complaining aboot the fablon being an absoloote nitemare to look after I’m going for fhul new worktops so aye and so forth. Now he is debt free thanks to the godsend that is covid he’s got money to burn, smell the wealth. Tons a love 
Ma luvlies how much we betting that the crapet gets “ruined” during the redecorating journee and he’ll be whoring himself out on his story’s trying to get a new #gifted carpet. so aye... stepped oot ma lain there.
New wrapped worktops lads!!!
Still got his kettle on it’s coaster and that and the toaster in the middle of the worktop. Seriously, who does that? Push the fuckers to the back like normal people Marion, they’re appliances not decorative ornaments
Still got his kettle on it’s coaster and that and the toaster in the middle of the worktop. Seriously, who does that? Push the fuckers to the back like normal people Marion, they’re appliances not decorative ornaments
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Can't believe him n Dezza didn't scrape the wallpaper off themselves. Quicker the workies get started for real, the quicker the jobs done and the upheaval is over. Lazy wee fecks, the pair of them 
Ugh guys, it bothers me FAR too much that his kettle and toaster sit right in the middle of the worktop. I need to stop thinking about it. I'm perfectly happy in my life with my kettle and toaster pushed back to maximise space, so why does it bother me so much that his aren't? It literally makes no difference to my life at all but for some reason it makes me want to pull my hair out!!!
Sorry, swerved oot ma lane there.
Sorry, swerved oot ma lane there.
Hi ma lovelies, coming right oot ma ain lane here wi nae indication or observations to say that his new ‘falbon’ worktops look shite, especially next to all of the other wood in the colour bamboo. Also makes his appliances in the colour black stand oot like a sare thumb. Just ma opinion lovelies, but nae debates!
Is fablon covered units a thing these days?. I used to cover my school text books with it donkeys ago if there was no wallpaper around
And someone's just told him he's missed his calling in interior design....Shut up and sit down you fool
And someone's just told him he's missed his calling in interior design....Shut up and sit down you fool
I wonder what the decorators think coming to a bedsit in the middle of Beirut to make it look pure boujee bespoke? Surely just polishing a turd ma lovely?
Also, whilst Bob the builder is around, could you ask him to make all your door handles match please Mazda? 5 different type of handle in a 3ft square hall is not a look ma lovely.
Anyways, back inte ma aine laine I go! Nearly missed ma exit after that detour!
Also, whilst Bob the builder is around, could you ask him to make all your door handles match please Mazda? 5 different type of handle in a 3ft square hall is not a look ma lovely.
Anyways, back inte ma aine laine I go! Nearly missed ma exit after that detour!
Who called the bamboo worktops??!
He’ll have to change the flooring now, it looks odd
He’ll have to change the flooring now, it looks odd
And the black appliances, nothing matches because oor marion keeps changing with the latest trend. New flair and washing machine jurneey incomingWho called the bamboo worktops??!
He’ll have to change the flooring now, it looks oddView attachment 558996
He had a week off and couldn’t manage to wrap those surfaces himself? That would’ve been a half a day at most, he’s so lazy!
Are his cupboards wrapped in "falbon"? He's probably scared the steam will melt it right offNew wrapped worktops lads!!!
Still got his kettle on it’s coaster and that and the toaster in the middle of the worktop. Seriously, who does that? Push the fuckers to the back like normal people Marion, they’re appliances not decorative ornaments
Its not your kitchen Moron, just like it’s not your flat!New wrapped worktops lads!!!
Still got his kettle on it’s coaster and that and the toaster in the middle of the worktop. Seriously, who does that? Push the fuckers to the back like normal people Marion, they’re appliances not decorative ornaments
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