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I bet he makes dezza buy him a Mother’s Day card from rayn£5 Bespoke M&S wine ma luvlies for wee hard working Marion... cos that one layer of paint in the hall way and hanging up the mirrah really done his wee arse in. No to mention his 17 minute shift at his JOABHuv a glass on us Marion, you deserve it! Must be so tiring having the whole weekend off
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Bahahahaha if this small sticker business is a tattler, what would their gifted sticker say I wonder...Yeah that’s her
Some sh!tty label that says some of the guff Stacey spouts “you are exactly where you need to be” is her latest
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staceys says “you are enough” and “hello beautiful”. Go on Marion, I dare you
“To Mummy Marion, Happy mother’s dayI bet he makes dezza buy him a Mother’s Day card from rayn
You scare me with the hoover on 18 hours of the day and give me cat asthma with your 20 wax melts, candles and air freshers all going at the same time
Only Dad Derek is allowed to touch me because he does not have talons for hands
Lots of love, your girl, Rayn xxx
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Why is his Arse hurting after a few hours painting!!! WTF!! Not gonna lie I had to skip through those stories... I know he absoluuuutley love it!!
WTF!! Not gonna lie I had to skip through those stories... I know he absoluuuutley love it!!
Are you m?“To Mummy Marion, Happy mother’s day
You scare me with the hoover on 18 hours of the day and give me cat asthma with your 20 wax melts, candles and air freshers all going at the same time
Only Dad Derek is allowed to touch me because he does not have talons for hands
Lots of love, your girl, Rayn xxx
Lads I'm drunk. Will catch up with you all in the next few a days after I've cringed myself a new arse hole. Potatoe hearts to you all. Stay safe and stay beige
Rayn looks so scared here, why doesn’t he see it? i wouldn’t post this photo it highlights that she hates him
What are youse talkin bout hen? Wee Rayn loves her daddy and here she is blowing him bespoke kisses mwah mwah
Doesn't he look sexy. Derek had to dress him after his shower, dues to his terminal sore arse problem. How unfit is he, at his age! He's like a little old lady.
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How many dots........
I popped over for some light relief from the saga of Ariel and Eric
and got hundreds of depressing dots.
He's sat in his arse all weekend, festering in that nana housecoat and primarni socks. Even sat to paint and piled more crap on radiators, shelves, mirrors.
He thinks he's done a Style Sisters makeover with his crap from BnM and Ebay
And, that cat still hates him
I popped over for some light relief from the saga of Ariel and Eric
and got hundreds of depressing dots.He's sat in his arse all weekend, festering in that nana housecoat and primarni socks. Even sat to paint and piled more crap on radiators, shelves, mirrors.
He thinks he's done a Style Sisters makeover with his crap from BnM and Ebay
And, that cat still hates him
I posted this same picture earlier but I can’t stop laughing at it. There’s just so much to... absorb. The plush padded mirra with the straitjacket mother of the bride hoosecoat really makes it looks like he’s escaped fae Carstairs.
Also the shape of his feet / legs as well as those old granny buffies?!!
If I was Derek I’d burn his entire wardrobe.
Also the shape of his feet / legs as well as those old granny buffies?!!
If I was Derek I’d burn his entire wardrobe.
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duck's sake, Melv! 
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Christ, that must be his sex face tooLADS! Got a new profile pic
SUCH a drama queen, why is he in so much pain? He painted a tiny tiny hallway. He 37 years old ffs, I don’t get it?
That looks like a picture the police post when someone's gone missing from a care home.... 'Have you seen Moira, last seen wearing a mother of the bride hoosecowat in the colour meh'
Sounds more like the Prince Philip showI'm watching the walking dead. For clarity, that's not the Harry and Meghan show.
You’ve seen the cunts diet. He’s probably got rickets and scurvy from malnourishment
Hello ma lovelies, just about to scroll back and catch up but I am glad to see that Mazdas intercom phone “doesn’t offend him anymore” . What a 
end!
. What a end! It gives him a mouth like Homer SimpsonThe filter he's using, it's soooo strong its almost obliterated his nose.
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