Modelled on his trademark dried and crusty pout. Mwah mwahLook! You can buy Marios lips in chocolate, I wonder if this is what he has bought Derek for his birthday?
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Evening lads. Massive crusty swollen kisses to you all x
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This is grimmer than grimmer
Ah I love it when I get quoted. Makes me feel spesh - potato hearts to youThis is grimmer than grimmer
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Youse have got to think like Mario, all bad stuff is tRoLls.
I'm glad I'm not a troll, dreadful people, I'm just so honoured that the celebs like Mario influence nobodies like me.
Show some love for my dog!!! That I love with all my heart!!!!! This is an animal that knows it's loved!!!! Unlike Rain that hides in the wardrobe like it's in Narnia! !!!!!
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I am not comfortable with this AT ALL! It's way too flattering.
Opening the library and having Bianca Del Rio read him for filth is the only RPDR association I'd want for the wee scrote.
Far too pretty. His massive honker isn’t there
I don’t even follow mario but oh my god this thread has me howling every time I click into it, so I’ve really got nothing to add except my congrats to you all for being hilarious 
Oh Marion, oh Marion where are you?? Does anyone else think he has drowned in his hair masks?
Agreed! Could some talented genius come forth with a re-app incorporating Pinocchio, Cyrano De Bergerac or a giant ant eater?Far too pretty. His massive honker isn’t there
Tattie hearts and charr-ums to you, ma lovelie, I love it!
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Come back Mario! We need to go on a new jurneh! I miss the Fresh Prince of Paisley!
Rangers have won the SPL so I hope Deek is being allowed to live his best life, watching the fitba and getting blazed. 
Thanks. What a horrible person you are. Potatoe heartsBottom left, attach files, then when it's on your post, press video, then post.
Doubt it, He’ll have had the hoover on all evening. Here’s hoping Deek’s chucked all the spare bedding out the window to make a soft landing and escaped with Ryan.Rangers have won the SPL so I hope Deek is being allowed to live his best life, watching the fitba and getting blazed.
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