Cleaning with Mario #32 hair mask in the scent pointless

[Laura VanderBooben]

So Derek's best present was a ps4 keyboard ? He is such a selfish piece of crap. He gets an expensive (pointless) hairdryer and new hoovers etc. And he buys Derek a crappy £20 keyboard attachment for a controller?! duck off Marion. if Derek was m y bf I'd be getting him a brand new ps5 . Derek you deserve better than somebody buying crappy ballons to show off on his crappy insta "cleaning" account

 

[Wee blether]

Wee Derek has had the best day and he enjoyed his balloons.

I can’t work out why Derek is not holding his cake? It’s so weird and awkward he is standing there dazed as if under duress and Melv is holding the cake for the photo, I can’t cope with the awkwardness
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He looks about 13, bless his wee cotton socks

 

[Rocketllama]

So Derek's best present was a ps4 keyboard ? He is such a selfish piece of crap. He gets an expensive (pointless) hairdryer and new hoovers etc. And he buys Derek a crappy £20 keyboard attachment for a controller?! duck off Marion. if Derek was m y bf I'd be getting him a brand new ps5 . Derek you deserve better than somebody buying crappy ballons to show off on his crappy insta "cleaning" account


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Poor derek really just proves that he gets duck all if hes that fair away with a shitey controller keyboard

 

[NOID-phal]

Wee Derek has had the best day and he enjoyed his balloons.

I can’t work out why Derek is not holding his cake? It’s so weird and awkward he is standing there dazed as if under duress and Melv is holding the cake for the photo, I can’t cope with the awkwardness
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That's cos Derek is thinking, IS THAT bleeping IT, IS THAT A GROWN MAN'S BIRTHDAY MARIO YOUSE ARE DUMPED.

 

[other things online]

Not sure which high-end establishments Mazza frequents BUT that is not a high tea.

That jam (I assume it's jam) looks like ketchup.

I cup, 2 spoons?

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And where’s the clotted cream for the Morrison’s savers scones.. tight wee fucker.

 

[mammaof3]

Wee Derek has had the best day and he enjoyed his balloons.
I can’t work out why Derek is not holding his cake? It’s so weird and awkward he is standing there dazed as if under duress and Melv is holding the cake for the photo, I can’t cope with the awkwardness

That's cos Derek is thinking, IS THAT bleeping IT, IS THAT A GROWN MAN'S BIRTHDAY MARIO YOUSE ARE DUMPED.

or
Stop taking pic after pic you great big fanny, I want my small cheap Tesco cake

 

[Rubyronron]

He made High Tea for lunch! Kind of missing the point when trying to be posh Marion

 

[Badaboom]

So Derek's best present was a ps4 keyboard ? He is such a selfish piece of crap. He gets an expensive (pointless) hairdryer and new hoovers etc. And he buys Derek a crappy £20 keyboard attachment for a controller?! duck off Marion. if Derek was m y bf I'd be getting him a brand new ps5 . Derek you deserve better than somebody buying crappy ballons to show off on his crappy insta "cleaning" account


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That’s Melvs strangler fingers with it in this photo as though he has grabbed it when Derek has nipped to the loo. It’s like when you take photos of kids gifts to send thank yous to old Aunties

Does anyone know how much all those balloon things cost? Do you think he has spent more on the balloons for the gram than he spent on Deeks gifts?

I hope Derek uses his keyboard to connect with the outside world and ask for rescue.

 

[Whatsallthis]

That’s Melvs strangler fingers with it in this photo as though he has grabbed it when Derek has nipped to the loo. It’s like when you take photos of kids gifts to send thank yous to old Aunties

Does anyone know how much all those balloon things cost? Do you think he has spent more on the balloons for the gram than he spent on Deeks gifts?

I hope Derek uses his keyboard to connect with the outside world and ask for rescue.

He probably got the balloons for free off marketplace. Someone giving them away after their child’s first birthday

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Birthdays are about what the birthday boy or girl wants. Not what you want. Mario, in typically stupid fashion, has done what he thinks insta wants. Fail x three.
So Derek has had a tit mortifying birthday, at his age it should be getting drunk and sex*
*ok that might just be me, but it's still better than that tea that looked like he'd shoplifted bits that were about to be scraped off people's plates.
Imagine knowing the rest of your life was going to be lived in such a twee and laughable way. Well, until the repo man comes knocking.

Not just you ma slutty troll. Nothing better than a good seeing too then a fag on your birthday.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Criss and joos disnae make a high tea Mildred so aye and so forth

 

[Rubyronron]

Criss and joos disnae make a high tea Mildred so aye and so forth

Think it was the teapot that made him step out of his lane there

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Can’t believe I’m saying this but quite like those balloons and purely because my family are huge rangers fans, but he’s done it purely for the gram rather than for wee dezza anywayyyy I’m away back to my own lane now ma lovelies. Will see myself out

 

[Dove88]

Debt free & high tea, ma lovelies.

 

[Cagayu]

He definitely got those balloons free.
looks like he’s taken a leaf out of his sister’s afternoon tea manual.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

That keypad is £14, still it's an improvement on the £2 sticker he got for Xmas

 

[Anti-influencer]

Wasn’t he promoting some woman on Instagram or Facebook who was doing lockdown afternoon teas a while back? He could have gotten her to sort Deek an actual afternoon tea even though I’m sure he doesn’t even like them but what Mario says goes eh! Patron saint of small businesses Mario, you have let the side down

 

[Cagayu]

Wee Derek has had the best day and he enjoyed his balloons.

I can’t work out why Derek is not holding his cake? It’s so weird and awkward he is standing there dazed as if under duress and Melv is holding the cake for the photo, I can’t cope with the awkwardness
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This reminds me of that white dress/blue dress thing

I thought it was pink. The longer I look it’s blue

 

[BishBashBoss]

I know PS5s are hard to come by, but am sure this begging bastard could have got him a PS5 and and game for his birthday. A £20 keyboard But this selfish prick would rather spend money on tat for the flat. He needs to get his priorities right...

 

[pssst!]

That tea party though. .... it's like a buffet at a wedding all spread out on the table. Im imagining a queue of two holding paper plates. Friday debt filled love to you all x