*professional cleaner* How many Reed diffusers and wax melts in that room, it's crazy.Does he honestly think he is hiding those bottles behind that photographIt is not as if he would have to walk far to get them from a cupboard if he actually stored them correctly! Also, at new year I saw that Rayns green ball was under his unit, every time he shows us his living room it is still there. It has been in the same place for actual weeks. I wonder if he will move it now I have pointed it out)
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What in the actual hell does that aroma/diffuser thing look like there? It's a monstrosity anyway, let alone stuck next to a shaver and a big duck off candle! 
Ohhhh.... and I'm glad he's gawt everything matching, I was worried his new items would stick oot like a sore thumb in his already mis-matched, box-sized kitchen!
Get in the bin, Marlon!
It's a monstrosity anyway, let alone stuck next to a shaver and a big duck off candle! Ohhhh.... and I'm glad he's gawt everything matching, I was worried his new items would stick oot like a sore thumb in his already mis-matched, box-sized kitchen!
Get in the bin, Marlon!
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He's got 2 hidden behind there nowDoes he honestly think he is hiding those bottles behind that photograph
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, the navy blue is new - why waste space, eh? That table, dead flowers, fake books, fake phone, and worst of all a pic of him. All that could go. ALL OF IT. Put the glasses in the kitchen, give away the bathroom cabinet. Set fire to the drinks trolley. Let Derek have his games where he bleeping wants.
Any sight or mention of wire hangers immediately makes me think of that iconic scene in Mommie Dearest where Joan Crawford sees one in her daughter’s wardrobe and loses her tit.
Praise the lord for the fact that she’s not alive or following Marion on Insta, she’d be smashing in his Inbox, Ootbox, letterbox and Christmas Eve box after seeing that delivery of 120 of the fuckers.
Praise the lord for the fact that she’s not alive or following Marion on Insta, she’d be smashing in his Inbox, Ootbox, letterbox and Christmas Eve box after seeing that delivery of 120 of the fuckers.
Awh it’s all perfecttttt except I hate this this this and this
BUT A LOOOOOVE IT MA LOVELIES
Just don't put the stickers on then. bleeping hell Mario Swan isn't bleeping Gucci!!!! God my tolerance is low today. Back in ma Laine noo.
Very good point. He's such a massive walloper.Sticking the “brand logo” on his kitchen roll holder “makes it so cheap of a finish” says the man who sticks fake chanel stickers on wax burners and covers cereal boxes in paper to pretend he has designer books. But aye, that sticker makes your coffee jar look cheap. Oh the irony
engraved?!!
oh Marion you have no clue. Also I’m ashamed to say I had this kettle in my old flat and I hate to break it to you Marion but the “engraved” logo on the kettle peels off after time 
I hope you’ve all got gloves to YOUSE
duck me, is he a different bespoke breed of Scottish? Please someone help me understand
duck me, is he a different bespoke breed of Scottish? Please someone help me understand
That shower looks shite .... my piss flow is more powerful. And I do wish he’d take all that tat out the bathroom .... it’s way too crowded in thereCream cleanser - I am actually sore laughing how can he get it so wrong it's on the bottle in large print - CREAM CLEANER
Any normal person would bin the fecking stickers. Why advertise in your own kitchen. Knobengraved?!!
.It’s great to hear he dusnae need gloves cos he’s not goat bespoke sensitive hons.... aye right ya fannyI hope you’ve all got gloves to YOUSE
duck me, is he a different bespoke breed of Scottish? Please someone help me understand
It’s the bottles behind the frame .... what a cockwomble
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The cheap finish with the sticky labels will match his kitchen perfectly 
Technically the whole kitchen is a big sticky label with all that fablon 
Technically the whole kitchen is a big sticky label with all that fablon 
yes Superficial Mario
yes you would
like, aw the time
Does he actually think that looks good. Bet the idiot spent a good 20 minturestryin to position that throw How the duck is a grown man using a pom pom throw. Lol at the old one chucked in the corner. I thought his favourite cleaner was Tesco anti bac? Never once seen him use that Astonish cream cleaner...
How the duck is a grown man using a pom pom throw. Lol at the old one chucked in the corner. I thought his favourite cleaner was Tesco anti bac? Never once seen him use that Astonish cream cleaner...
Dairylea slices, fizzy juice, milkshakes, what looks like 5 ready meals, a tit ton of yoghurts, Easter eggs, some tomatoes and a pack of veg.... what a food shop 
since he’s got a veg pack, I’m guessing we’re going to be treated to some stovies or homemade soup this week. #cosy
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Talking of designer kettles just spotted these on the Hinch thread
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He has bought new bespoke hangers for his bespoke wardrobes. It's like the time he bought a car scent when Deek started his driving lessons. He really is an idiot
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