Someone needs to gift him a tube of sealant!
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The amount of times he says “love it” and “loving it” makes my piss boil
How many bedding sets does he have!!! 
He’s such a hoarder!!!
He’s such a hoarder!!!
One for every day of the year ma lovelyHow many bedding sets does he have!!!
He’s such a hoarder!!!
He doubles it up as a face cleanser that is why ma lovely. Don’t you know bleach products work wonders for delicate little flowers like Marion with super sensitive skin ?Cream cleanser - I am actually sore laughing how can he get it so wrong it's on the bottle in large print - CREAM CLEANER
you need to get out of your lane and educate yourself on marions bespoke skin care routin and then Swiftly get back in it. No debates
Poor Derek, waking up on a Saturday scared to use the shower cos it’s just been cream cleansed, towels like cardboard cos the dryers fucked...
...to be greeted with bread and tomatoes
Marion’s on thin ice
...to be greeted with bread and tomatoes
Marion’s on thin ice
Don’t mind me just nipping oot ma lane to say a thought he had sensitive skin? I would have thought oor Marilyn would be ‘youseing’ gloves for that. If I’m misunderstood ma lovelies feel free to bespow the correct info on me, karmar on ma arse if I’m wrong x tattie hearts ma lovelies 
Derek pumped Ava May, pass it on
Looks like that toilet cleaner is literally my getting poured onto of pink stuff toilet cleaner.... our MARIO trying to make a wee bomb!!! 
Looks like that toilet cleaner is literally my getting poured onto of pink stuff toilet cleaner.... our MARIO trying to make a wee bomb!!!
If you see any bright flashes and mushroom shaped clouds appearing from the Paisley area
Drop to the ground face down and place your hands under your body. Remain flat until the heat and two shock waves have passed
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I wish these fuckers that clean on Instagram would stop showing us down their toilets ffsLooks like that toilet cleaner is literally my getting poured onto of pink stuff toilet cleaner.... our MARIO trying to make a wee bomb!!!
Does he mean dust mites, note he's not hoovering the mattress, so he's not removing the dust mite poo, which is the thing that makes you sneeze.“And now kill those bed bugs”?! I knew the pair of them were boggin!
Such a professional cleaner. Curtis...
Nice wee bit of chemical mixing there Marion. Who cares if it’s already killed someone eh?
The high-dry in the living room is a vibe
What a bespoke breakfast in the colour bamboo and the scent IBS
But remember use gloves when using it if your skin is sensitive. His is fine to not use any gloves!!! The man is a pathological liar. If you’re gonna lie, Marion then at least be a good one! Prized prick.Cream cleanser - I am actually sore laughing how can he get it so wrong it's on the bottle in large print - CREAM CLEANER
Maybe its brooooschetta!!!
The new bespoke nae pressure cooncil shower 
Does he honestly think he is hiding those bottles behind that photograph It is not as if he would have to walk far to get them from a cupboard if he actually stored them correctly! Also, at new year I saw that Rayns green ball was under his unit, every time he shows us his living room it is still there. It has been in the same place for actual weeks. I wonder if he will move it now I have pointed it out)
It is not as if he would have to walk far to get them from a cupboard if he actually stored them correctly! Also, at new year I saw that Rayns green ball was under his unit, every time he shows us his living room it is still there. It has been in the same place for actual weeks. I wonder if he will move it now I have pointed it out)
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