So are we saying he’s got a bougie bespoke chocolate starfish?I bet D is only with M cos M's bumb hole is tighter than a victorian kilner jar
He's got his cornflakes in there ma lovelie.Why is he speaking like Mrs Hinch personally packaged this shite and sent it to him? The reality is, no one has bought the shite as it’s been in the shop for weeks so she’s shifted stock to gullible cunts like Marion!
And what’s the book on a tray on the bed?
I hope he doesn't just wipe around it, hope he gives it a good scrub.So are we saying he’s got a bougie bespoke chocolate starfish?
I'm gutted to admit I really like that wicker Hinch tray
I’d probably use it for firewood in my shedI'm gutted to admit I really like that wicker Hinch tray
ETA But I wouldnee be stylin it with fake books and plastic leaves on the end of ma bed ma lovelies!
cos auld wifey Marion gets a cald neck just like my granny doesLovely mild day, why the fucking blanket then!
He's styled it, can't just have a normal home, it's all got to look like a b&m catalogue. Don't they're books, think they're the covered cereal boxes.cos auld wifey Marion gets a cald neck just like my granny doesbet he never sits in a draught either.
I do have a question though. Why is the hinch basket going on his bed with a book on it?? I assume it’s a hinch book or that odd picture book with a few words on each page he was showing off a few weeks ago since that seems to be the only books he owns/can actually read.
it has got a thread of its own... just the one #threadbareThat housecoat needs a thread of its own. That and the kettle and toaster bamboo coasters placed on the very brink of the worktops
I’m sorry, in my defence I’ve only had 2 slim fast drinks today and I think the lack of food and sugar has made me go loopy. A good pizza tonight and I’ll see my error of judgmentGET OUT!
Ok ma lovelie, 40 Hail Marions on your rosaries before bed and all will be forgiven.I’m sorry, in my defence I’ve only had 2 slim fast drinks today and I think the lack of food and sugar has made me go loopy. A good pizza tonight and I’ll see my error of judgment
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