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How many stories about the bloody doorbell? What exactly did he do then when the postie came up the stairs and he wasn’t in? It’s still a long walk to the post office mario
Another £100 that could have gone towards a deposit for their own home, the man is a fool. How many home deposits has he spent in the last year on tracksuits, cleaning materials and bloody wax melts?
Or a One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest whack-a-mole style straitjacket
I can’t fadum how he has so much money that he can waste £100! It’s not like he ever had visitors pre-pandemic, apart from a ‘surprise’ once from that Ava May girl.
He's got the doorbell so he knows the exact moment the delivery man is outside so he can chuck his clothes off! Then he can spin a tale of how he was 'accidentally' caught naked
I noticed in his ‘review’ he said he would be notified if someone was at the door. What about Derek?! It’s like he doesn’t live there and it’s his flat Makes me so sad for Derek, trapped by a baldy narcissist and being fumigated by endless wax melts and oils
I noticed in his ‘review’ he said he would be notified if someone was at the door. What about Derek?! It’s like he doesn’t live there and it’s his flat Makes me so sad for Derek, trapped by a baldy narcissist and being fumigated by endless wax melts and oils
I wonder what his neighbours think? I wonder if he has considered them? Does the door bell show their front door. I bet he sends it back, or he’ll have an hilarious story, he’ll wipe away fake laughter tears.
It won’t of happened, because his life is dull.
He really fucking annoys me!
I've not checked in on Marlon for a few days, but when I do, I see him fucking aboot in the mirror, dancing like Mr Blobby whilst wearing his hideous waaaaaffffffuuuullllll pink get up that's tugging at his fat belleh and that god awful hoosecoat over it!
Even that was a shambles, out of focus. Maybe he’s trying to show what his Kerry Katona eyes are like
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