Gawd bless oor St Melvin! Wasn't he telling us the other day that people who hate watch him have sad empty lives and his is just krazee mad! Well I think we can now all agree that he was right, I mean losing your phone and crisps? Krazeee amirite?
Oh and Melv hun, the menopause is nothing like having a mild hangover you complete dunderheed. You try waking up in the night bathed in sweat even though it's freezing outside and passing out from the hot flushes that hit you like a train. bleep!
Oh and Melv hun, the menopause is nothing like having a mild hangover you complete dunderheed. You try waking up in the night bathed in sweat even though it's freezing outside and passing out from the hot flushes that hit you like a train. bleep!