The absolute carnage doing the country dancing.
WILDThe absolute carnage doing the country dancing.
They could have just had it in his sister conWell, Maurice’s night out is epic....
freminds me of a knees up at a retirement home.
and he’s staying in a budget hotel ...fits In perfectly with his primark outfit ...cheap as chipsThe build up to this night and all the preparation and packing led me to thinking it was going to be a stay in a boutique hotel and a wild night out on the lash. Ffs it’s the working men’s club with his great aunts
I recall a while back he was on a bender and puked all over his bed. I don’t think he does it often because he can’t handle it. Dirty bastardDoes St Melvin drink? Apart from communion wine obs I would love to see that fucker do a pissed up live!
Think they were doing the slosh. If there is a hunch of 50+ year old woman at a party in Glasgow. It’s going on.wtf was that dancing all about? I call it first his country dancing fitness dvd out for next Xmas!
I can now see why he thought the ugly shoes would be the average womans footwear of choice, because the average age of the women he hangs around with is 50Well, Maurice’s night out is epic....
freminds me of a knees up at a retirement home.
I lived in Glasgow for 3 year and never saw a night out like that and if he told that story whilst pissing himself in public he woulda been kicked the length and breadth of sauchiehall st twice!!!!The men-O-pause, aye Mario course it is
Tonight’s stories are something else. Has the veil slipped and is this how he really talks, pure chav-tastic