He is vile..... no way would shark want that representing his brand.
And he is so desperate to be-friend that jilly isabella because she is a “WAG” of a rangers player. Commenting blue hearts on her posts
He is vile..... no way would shark want that representing his brand.Yeah Marty boy that’s the way to keep your account classy ...show your boyfriend saying ... get it up you and hand gestures while watching a football match ....and he wonders why no big companies want to collaborate with him ...they really are trashy people
Think it was a fisting demonstrationWas Dezza having a seizure then!
My friend used to work night shifts at Debenhams. She admitted she did them cos they were so easy and they could take the piss. They used to take deliveries and unload stock all while wearing sample face masks and creamsI didn't even know Debenhams did a nightshift? I mean supermarkets I understand because of the high stock turnover and need to prep for the online shoppers, but a department store?
I am learning so much from St Melvin, patron saint of all things bullshit and fake
And he’s left Mrs Binch a puke enducing cuntwaffle message ..,Don't worry, he's left us with some psuedo-intellectual claptrap to mull over. If the man was an ice cream he'd lick the bowl clean.
I was just about to post this... He is trying so hard to be noticed so that he can then post his usual pish on his story... This is the reason ah huv ma platform. What a juuurney it’s been. Boke. Fuck off Mario and your 5headAnd he’s left Mrs Binch a puke enducing cuntwaffle message ..,
Omg it does my head in how he calls her Sophie all the time, like he has been friends with her for years and knows her really well! She doesn’t give a rat as about you Martin so please stop pretending it’s just embarrassing for you!!Oh Sophie, Sophie, Sophie...
C’mon Kik-ster... he’s sent those businesses sky rocketing don’t you knowOor Melvin 's reflecting on his jurrrnneeee this morning and has given this dribbling stream of piss to send us into the new year.
I just love that his handpicked highlights were the Ava May collab, his semichem moment, his teef juurrnnneeee and his Christmas tree
So much so he takes the freebies then when he needs more he buys them from elsewhere......oh Mario you are such a saint helping these poor businesses.C’mon Kik-ster... he’s sent those businesses sky rocketing don’t you know
I'm sorry, I forget that just by sharing small businesses St Melvin has singlehandedly saved the UK economy. Gawd bless St Melvin and all who sail in himC’mon Kik-ster... he’s sent those businesses sky rocketing don’t you know
Imagine what he could for Pizza Express, Marks and Spencers and other struggling retailers on high streets up and down the land.I'm sorry, I forget that just by sharing small businesses St Melvin has singlehandedly saved the UK economy. Gawd bless St Melvin and all who sail in him
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