And his favorite word is “the C word” but he doesn’t say it on his stories!! showing his true colors. Where he’s concerned, the D word springs to mind. DICKI’m shocked at the amount of swearing in his stories ..he usually puts on a polite voice but obviously he forgot himself ....he’s a complete tool !!!!!
Hope he had a bottle of yardley for when they fancied a scent refresh.When he was going on about taking his make up kit in case the lassies needed some repairs, that he was referring to youngsters in their 20's and they were all going out totally on the lash. I didn't realise he was talking about country dancing with the fucking Beverley Sisters. But don't forget lads, we're the ones who are dull and boring
Hahaha now that’s the shit that entertains me from Mario"Unindated"
I can't believe we have to wait a whole year until the next carnage night oot wiv tha lassies. I'm not sure how I will go on without more hilarious stories. I hope something exciting happens to him at work today, like a newspaper blows up into his face while he's walking along and he nearly walks into a road sign. Imagine how many story dots he could get out of that absolute mayhem??He's still buzzing about his wild night out. Seriously, the way he is going on about it you would have thought he was snorting coke off Johnny Depp's arse cheeks whilst Lady Gaga played live to him and his entourage of celeb mates (including Kate Moss natch) at the Chateau Marmont and it's now being reported in the sidebar of shame.
Did we miss something?
Thank god, I was running out of ways to feel better about my own life but Mario thinks of everything, such a 'lovelie'No one panic because St. Melvin has been kind enough to save the story about the phone and crisps to a highlight...
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