Cleaning with Mario #29 We just can’t fadum it. Jumping to conclusions always his delusions

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What was that post about last Night? More loooooonng ramblings about something or nothing . Just say what's it about or don't say it ?

Wee plonker...
 
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Your profile picture is tati gold ma lovelie!
 
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I hate when it takes me a minute to realise there’s a new thread! Sends my IBS through the flairboards. So aye and so morth.

Also, lol, the best thing about his most recent profile photo is that whoever created it vectored in his crows feet
Ducky me the teeth look like bugs bunny in this picture sack the artist Marion even if it is a true reflection of the real things
 
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A huge post on people taking they’re lives through nasty comments on social media followed by a post saying how great his weeks been ....does he ever think about what he’s posting?! Also people take they’re lives for so many reason it’s ignorant for him to believe it’s purely over some comments on Instagram
 
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Hello ma lovelies. I am just catching up on the last thread and this one. The only thing that would have made Mazdas 3 page rant any more selfish was - Ma page, Ma Rules, Na debates at the end of it

Pissing myself laughing at the ‘punch in the throat’ comment
 
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Nearly brought ma breakfast back up at him scrubbing the toilet with luminous pink toilet gel Interestingly, he loves his toilet brush. Tempted to ask him what else he uses it for as he said it was multifunctional...

No wonder the wrong part was ordered if the tumble dryer was ‘asseted’ I think you mean assessed, you illiterate scrote.
 
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Waaaaaafool! Why does he pronounce it like that, does he actually think that's how you say it? Why does no-one in his family tell him ffs! Waaaaaaafool, waaaaahfull,
 
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I came on here just to say

1. more bedding?
2. Waaaaaffle?

Im so happy I got that off my chest!
 
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Youse don’t miss a trick my sheep (lovelies) mare wafful bedding....it’s Groundhog Day all day everyday with oor marion....
 
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The man is deranged, no question aboot it!
 
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Mazda the whack a mole, in his straitjacket, clawing the wahful bedding with his strangler fingers is the stuff of nightmares
He’s like something out of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
 
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He could have a mortgage deposit with the amount he spends on bedding alone! Whafflin waste o cash.

“price point” of TOILET CLEANER seriously, what mug is spending more than 99p on toilet cleaner anyway!
The clown things he's on a shopping channel!
 
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