I love your profile pic @hello-_-Such a duck*ng hinch wannabe it’s unbelievable
I know we’ve had it mentioned but this is the most liked post so can we rename name him Cluttering with Mario?
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I know we’ve had it mentioned but this is the most liked post so can we rename name him Cluttering with Mario?
F**k me! Less is more, that speech about the flooring could have been done in two dots, max. I haven’t looked at my own flooring for as long as I was just forced to look at Melvs. I wonder if he has a flooring company he can recommend, he never really said 
Maybe Melv and Deek were forced to wander the streets of Paisley because it must me impossible to keep 2m apart from anyone in the hobbit hole, and we know the windows don’t open and they can’t wear masks, so probably no option but to leave
Maybe Melv and Deek were forced to wander the streets of Paisley because it must me impossible to keep 2m apart from anyone in the hobbit hole, and we know the windows don’t open and they can’t wear masks, so probably no option but to leave
A) There’s nothing wrong with his old flooring what a bleeping waste.
B) Surely if the dryer is brokenand needs pulling out again !The flooring will getting ruined again ?
honestly I think my teasing came from a good place before but now I just out right dis like him to the point I unfollowed.
I’ll probs have a peek for the shits and giggles tho
B) Surely if the dryer is brokenand needs pulling out again !The flooring will getting ruined again ?
honestly I think my teasing came from a good place before but now I just out right dis like him to the point I unfollowed.
I’ll probs have a peek for the shits and giggles tho
He should have just put Before & After next to each pic because ‘bottom after’ sent my mind somewhere it can never recover from!
So many stories, so little to say. Surely Marion knows less is more. Oh, wait...
They were probably too busy choking on the stench of fabulosa n cat litter...I do hope he offered Scott and Alan a wee hot chocolate from the boujee hot chocolate station
Just caught up on Mazzie’s stories. So delighted he got flooring in his ‘colour of choice’
Grey. Shock.
Appalled at this bread buttering, if it was the staff that did it they clearly hate him
Edit to say just noticed his caption at the bottom. I’M so missed
Normally I would say it’s a typo but Maz really does think that highly of himself
Grey. Shock.
Appalled at this bread buttering, if it was the staff that did it they clearly hate him
Edit to say just noticed his caption at the bottom. I’M so missed
Normally I would say it’s a typo but Maz really does think that highly of himself
I love your profile pic @hello-_-
I know we’ve had it mentioned but this is the most liked post so can we rename name him Cluttering with Mario?
Cleaning with Mario #12 Cluttering With Mario
Jumping for joy at another thread for our favourite Scottish, attention seeking, filthy wee cluttering shite! Congratulation to @ayeayecaptain for the thread suggestion which seemed to be the runaway overall winner with a ton of combined votes (I'm way too bleeping lazy to count them all up...
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This came after the shoe box debacle
As someone near to Paisley. I can confirm this is how it is butteredJust caught up on Mazzie’s stories. So delighted he got flooring in his ‘colour of choice’
Grey. Shock.
Appalled at this bread buttering, if it was the staff that did it they clearly hate him
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the chippy is owned by none other than an actual famous Paisley persons family. Paolo Nuitinis dads chippy.How bizarre! They saving money on butter or something?As someone near to Paisley. I can confirm this is how it is buttered
I do love me a bit of Paolo Nutini, where did he go
I'm unsure theyve always had that yellow marg spread in the bread. Although I'm sure its never that badHow bizarre! They saving money on butter or something?
I do love me a bit of Paolo Nutini, where did he go
me too. Maybe maz has him under the floorboards too as he's Paisleys only famous person 
back in yer ain lane PaoloI also notice that Melv is having ‘special’ fish in breadcrumbs, standard battered fish not boujee enough fir him?As someone near to Paisley. I can confirm this is how it is buttered
That smart price bread and smear of plastic margarine is barely food, hardly a good advert for Paolos da!
Hates clutterI love your profile pic @hello-_-
I know we’ve had it mentioned but this is the most liked post so can we rename name him Cluttering with Mario?
Is it really really wrong (and sad) that I’m a touch jealous of you?I did not see any shopping bags to be fair maybe they were out fur a wee spot of lunch. Maz had a big black puffer jaiket with a furry hood and a boujee wee man bag. Deek had a tracksuit ensemble and looked like a sad wee boy
I know it‘s weird and I’m not proud of myself but I can’t help it.
I was out with my mum and kids and kept staring
. My mum asked who it was and I started laughing and said its a story for another day back in yer ain lane maw
I've just had Big Brother talking at me on Facebook; these McKnights are everywhere!
And he starts off talking about hairdressers
And he starts off talking about hairdressers
Hen the batter just plays havoc with his guts. Sets that boujee, bespoke IBS of something rotten, so aye. He likes breadcrumbs, that’s all. He’s fine, absolutely fine. Nae debates. Stay in your batter lain hen, and he’ll stay in his breadcrumb one and so forth
Sweet Jesus, we’ve got a haul 
can someone please put me oot ma misery snd explain what the duck this monstrosity is?....
can someone please put me oot ma misery snd explain what the duck this monstrosity is?....Attachments
Guessing it’s a heat wrap. Though why he’s saying he finally got one, I don’t know. They’re hardly gold dust!Sweet Jesus, we’ve got a haul
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