Cleaning with Mario #26 clutter station in the colour plywood

[DilysMcGillis]

Flair jurnay is up ma lovelies. He coodny lift the auld flairing himsel coz of his shooder injury he sustained in the past few weeks and so forth. New flair is a much better contrast tae the light carpets ma lovelies. Nae debates oan his page.

As yiz aw know ah hurtit aw ma shooders How many shoulders does Meirdre have? Did everyone get that? CarpetKerr did AW his crapets, they’re AW fae CarpetKerr! CarpetKerr crapets throughout, ma lovelies! So, the bedroom, the living room (in which he’s largely obscured the crapet with that salmon bathmat) and the doormat sized hall (aka the high footfall area ) In terms of square metreage I’m not sure they’ll be retiring any time soon with customers like you, Meirdre Today has been a lovely (if somewhat disappointing) sequel to an enjoyable episode of Things That Never Happened with Meirdre. I hate to be a cynic, but in my eyes the Lino’s in the same category as the tattered letterbox - picture or it didnae happen, Moira!!!!!

bleeping hell Moira! That is such a boring choice! The flair was better before. No imagination. And stop with the MY MY MY all the time! It’s either THE or OUR!

I know - it’s so un-boujee!

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Oh no don’t come for me tattlers I chose a herringbone type lino the other day while looking at samples for my water ridden damaged flairs (that actually needs replacing) please Marz don’t get the same thing down as what I’m getting nawwew The inner childish in me coming out

You can rest easy now ma lovelie. Enjoy your untainted by Melvin new flairs

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Aye they were so quick coz there’s hardly any flair space to cover!! Will he not rip it again to get the dryer out if it’s not been fixed yet....or was that another lie?!

He alluded to this happening the other day. He said he’d rather wait until the tumble dryer is fixed so that the new flooring doesn’t get damaged but ended up saying “but who cares eh.... who cares”

Anyone with an actual brain would care, Marion. I’m sure Derek’s credit card balance also cares!

 

[Realitycheck999]

Guys I'm a lurker here. I can confirm this must of been a pre recorded video of the flairs. Deek is alive I've just spotted him and marion in Paisley toon I wish I was quick enough to snap a pic. Ps that hair is even more worse in real life

 

[YellowYellowYellow]

As yiz aw know ah hurtit aw ma shooders How many shoulders does Meirdre have? Did everyone get that? CarpetKerr did AW his crapets, they’re AW fae CarpetKerr! CarpetKerr crapets throughout, ma lovelies! So, the bedroom, the living room (in which he’s largely obscured the crapet with that salmon bathmat) and the doormat sized hall (aka the high footfall area ) In terms of square metreage I’m not sure they’ll be retiring any time soon with customers like you, Meirdre Today has been a lovely (if somewhat disappointing) sequel to an enjoyable episode of Things That Never Happened with Meirdre. I hate to be a cynic, but in my eyes the Lino’s in the same category as the tattered letterbox - picture or it didnae happen, Moira!!!!!


I know - it’s so un-boujee!

Exactly - I’m done Marjorie would’ve 100% shown aw his followers the damaged flair, had it actually been damaged. That would’ve been unmissable content fir the gram! I’m way you hen - photy or it didny happen maid Marion

 

[MaidMarion]

That hot chocolate station, what a bloody mess. It looks like he is cleaning out the cupboards and left all the out of date tit out, ha who am I kidding.....Mazda....cleaning! That's a joke, he wouldn't know how to clean properly, no wonder he has a "shoulder injury" he has to actually clean at work, not just tickle round everything. He is manky, if he can't look after his ain teef that they needed a journeee, then I wouldn't trust him to clean anything. I know you read here melv, hiya hen

 

[DilysMcGillis]

If you've gone back to a company used precisely wuhnst before, then they are not described as the company you use "as always".

The word is "again" Melvin. You've used them again.

Ah, but “as always” they’ve put in a nice light Lino to “contrast” with his nice light crapets Let’s add it to our (already sizeable) list of words that need explained to Meirdre

 

[YellowYellowYellow]

Guys I'm a lurker here. I can confirm this must of been a pre recorded video of the flairs. Deek is alive I've just spotted him and marion in Paisley toon I wish I was quick enough to snap a pic. Ps that hair is even more worse in real life

wur they donning their bespoke pink trackies hen? Full run down of wit they’re cutting aboot in please

 

[IsaDrennan]

Guys I'm a lurker here. I can confirm this must of been a pre recorded video of the flairs. Deek is alive I've just spotted him and marion in Paisley toon I wish I was quick enough to snap a pic. Ps that hair is even more worse in real life

Think this might have something to do with his area just coming out of tier 4 where non essential work men aren't allowed in your house?

Is our Marlon a covidiot like his pal hinch and think he's too good to follow the rules? Absolute wetwipe.

 

[Popper]

Guys I'm a lurker here. I can confirm this must of been a pre recorded video of the flairs. Deek is alive I've just spotted him and marion in Paisley toon I wish I was quick enough to snap a pic. Ps that hair is even more worse in real life

So much for staying away fae the shops this weekend coz they will be mobbed and he’s totally done wae his Christmas shopping???

 

[ayeayecaptain]

Just a wee suggestion but perhaps he ripped the flairing when popping the absent Derek under the boards, did his shoulder in in the process and thus gets his unwitting accessories Scott & Alan to lift the old lino - perfect alibis. See - job done you cannae get by me Mario.

 

[BarnsleyWitch]

Such a duck*ng hinch wannabe it’s unbelievable

 

[Realitycheck999]

I did not see any shopping bags to be fair maybe they were out fur a wee spot of lunch. Maz had a big black puffer jaiket with a furry hood and a boujee wee man bag. Deek had a tracksuit ensemble and looked like a sad wee boy i was so taken aback I had seen deek alive

 

[ayeayecaptain]

I did not see any shopping bags to be fair maybe they were out fur a wee spot of lunch. Maz had a big black puffer jaiket with a furry hood and a boujee wee man bag. Deek had a tracksuit ensemble and looked like a sad wee boy i was so taken aback I had seen deek alive

Dammit you popped up with this info just as I was going all Hercule Poirot on him

*Disclaimer I am absolutely tit bored this afternoon

 

[BarnsleyWitch]

Guys I need to get home and have a good catch up on this thread I was gunna make a cuppa tea but I think a bottle of wine is more suitable

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

I did not see any shopping bags to be fair maybe they were out fur a wee spot of lunch. Maz had a big black puffer jaiket with a furry hood and a boujee wee man bag. Deek had a tracksuit ensemble and looked like a sad wee boy i was so taken aback I had seen deek alive

Wonder if it was his £8 designer bag fae asos bought in one of his furlough frenzied shopping sessions rather than the ornamental one draped over the mirra in his bedroom?

 

[NOID-phal]

I think Mario might be going on a fifty shades of beige journey. He'll be getting his kitchen re wrapped in beige falbon, new beige crapets.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

So much for staying away fae the shops this weekend coz they will be mobbed and he’s totally done wae his Christmas shopping???

Get back in your ain lane ma lovelie, cos as we aw know Marion was done w his Christmas shopping in September. So aye.

 

[YellowYellowYellow]

Wonder if it was his £8 designer bag fae asos bought in one of his furlough frenzied shopping sessions rather than the ornamental one draped over the mirra in his bedroom?

Oh, those furlough fuelled ‘hauls’ nearly ended me! It was bleeping disgusting behaviour. Folk struggling to get by and that wee mutant spending like Imelda Marcos in a shoe shop. Really pissed me off that, but I’ll away back intay the ootside lane o the M74 noo

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

I think Mario might be going on a fifty shades of beige journey. He'll be getting his kitchen re wrapped in beige falbon, new beige crapets.

It'll go well wi his new bamboo accessories in the colour plywood!