Cleaning with Mario #25 7th November Mario showed to me, his boujee Christmas tree

[twilightgarden]

Just watching his stories and had to laugh that he has ‘other uses’ for the bathroom storage jars.
Hardly a surprise from the guy who has a bathroom storage unit in his living room!

Mario has been reading here, Derek’s alive and handsome as ever!

Not sure how long he’ll be alive for if he eats that slop spag bol Looks absolutely grim! Looks like Mario has added some bespoke exczeeeema to his

#FreeDerek

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

I have a new found admiration for food photography.

IBS on penne right there folks

 

[PeachesLove]

That spag bol looks shite Marion ngl

 

[NOID-phal]

Just watching his stories and had to laugh that he has ‘other uses’ for the bathroom storage jars.
Hardly a surprise from the guy who has a bathroom storage unit in his living room!

Mario has been reading here, Derek’s alive and handsome as ever!

View attachment 320164Not sure how long he’ll be alive for if he eats that slop spag bol Looks absolutely grim! Looks like Mario has added some bespoke exczeeeema to his
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#FreeDerek

Dog tit. Why can't he cook ffs.

FFS I legit thought that was a tree in a pub
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What? not your real sister Melv?? learn to use punctuation properly you absolute div
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Why has he put " is he not sure she's his sister.

 

[shadyessex33]

Derek is a good looking guy. Mario looks like the runt that got the cast off genes that were left over. He is well punching with Dezza!

 

[NOID-phal]

Derek is a good looking guy. Mario looks like the runt that got the cast off genes that were left over. He is well punching with Dezza!

Derek chatted up Mario, the poor idiot.

 

[Badaboom]

Mario has been reading here, Derek’s alive and handsome as ever!

I don’t want to come over all Miss Marple on your ass, but I think that is an old photo The striped cushion in the background I am sure is the cushion on his old sofa, and I haven’t seen him wearing that pink t shirt for ages, when he used to wear it ALL the time

#whereisderek

 

[NOID-phal]

I don’t want to come over all Miss Marple on your ass, but I think that is an old photo The striped cushion in the background I am sure is the cushion on his old sofa, and I haven’t seen him wearing that pink t shirt for ages, when he used to wear it ALL the time

#whereisderek

HE HAS MURDERED DEREK

 

[twilightgarden]

I don’t want to come over all Miss Marple on your ass, but I think that is an old photo The striped cushion in the background I am sure is the cushion on his old sofa, and I haven’t seen him wearing that pink t shirt for ages, when he used to wear it ALL the time

#whereisderek

Omg, you could be right!
Where’s Derek?!

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Derek is a good looking guy. Mario looks like the runt that got the cast off genes that were left over. He is well punching with Dezza!

Help a witch out here. Where's the striped cushion?

 

[Booboo76]

He takes forever to say nothing, fuckin fool!

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Derek is a good looking guy. Mario looks like the runt that got the cast off genes that were left over. He is well punching with Dezza!

Hmmmm. I used to think Dezza was good looking too, but now think he's going to seed cos he lives with a feckin succubus.

And is still better looking than Melv

 

[Badaboom]

I don’t want to come over all Miss Marple on your ass, but I think that is an old photo The striped cushion in the background I am sure is the cushion on his old sofa, and I haven’t seen him wearing that pink t shirt for ages, when he used to wear it ALL the time

#whereisderek

OMG! Stand down everyone! Just realised what I thought was a striped cushion is actually Dereks top

(Melv should have binned that pink top ages ago though)

 

[Noseyrosie62]

Just watching his stories and had to laugh that he has ‘other uses’ for the bathroom storage jars.
Hardly a surprise from the guy who has a bathroom storage unit in his living room!

Mario has been reading here, Derek’s alive and handsome as ever!

View attachment 320164Not sure how long he’ll be alive for if he eats that slop spag bol Looks absolutely grim! Looks like Mario has added some bespoke exczeeeema to his
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#FreeDerek

Mario is defo punching where Derek is concerned.

and it looks like he is eating his left over from his latest bespoke IBS attack For dinner

Derek chatted up Mario, the poor idiot.

I really refuse to believe this story.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

God help Dezza if they can't get to the Shire for their Christmas dinner this year. It'll be packet soup for starters, peely wally turkey sausages done in the air fryer followed by a creme egg. Served on a board without cheese and a gaviscon chaser.

 

[no flouncing]

Ahh but remember it's all areas of his life now, nae debates. His page! His rules! And so forth.

I’m back in my ain laine ma lovelie!

 

[Noseycow2020]

HE HAS MURDERED DEREK

There’s been a murder

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

Just watching his stories and had to laugh that he has ‘other uses’ for the bathroom storage jars.
Hardly a surprise from the guy who has a bathroom storage unit in his living room!

Mario has been reading here, Derek’s alive and handsome as ever!

View attachment 320164Not sure how long he’ll be alive for if he eats that slop spag bol Looks absolutely grim! Looks like Mario has added some bespoke exczeeeema to his
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#FreeDerek

Firstly, who's that handsome young man with his ageing grandma?


Secondly, Mario's chunky surprise or Mario's slag bol

I'm sorry, but if someone serves me spaghetti bolognese and there's chunks of green pepper in it? Oh no honey, someone's getting walloped!(mentally lol)

 

[IsaDrennan]

That took me a good 5 minutes to work that out

It took for me to read this to figure it out

 

[BoujeeBabe]

FFS I legit thought that was a tree in a pub
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What? not your real sister Melv?? learn to use punctuation properly you absolute div
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People who don't know the difference between THEIR and THERE really make me bleeping angry because IT'S BLOODY SIMPLE!

And THEIR tree is tit, so obviously bad taste runs in the family, so aye and so forth.

Dog tit. Why can't he cook ffs.


Why has he put " is he not sure she's his sister.

"Dog tit"

There’s been a murder

THERE'S BEEN A MURRRRRDERRRRR