Cleaning with Mario #24 Where is that pavement, where’s his Shark do do do do

[Justlurkingaround]

Hahaha that boujee bespoke ava may box thats nowa staple in his livinroom !! Maybe oor marion will dress that up aw pink n boujee to match his christmas livinroom

 

[Eat more cake]

I think this talk of lack of hair needs a reminder of the bald patch gif. I'm laughing just thinking of it.

 

[7rrjrf7]

Yep! That she did - quite a skill if you ask me!

Did she also go into Home Bargains and manage to squirt Zoflora all over her face and end up in A&E? That’s the only time I’ve watched her stories and what a drama! She seems like a proper idiot
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[Noseyrosie62]

Did she also go into Home Bargains and manage to squirt Zoflora all over her face and end up in A&E? That’s the only time I’ve watched her stories and what a drama! She seems like a proper idiot

How .....just how ?...... this hunch mania really has surfaced some odd people

 

[Johnnoijones]

#NoContextMelvin

Teeth like a junkie

 

[MaxieMoo]

an uneven, hot turkey twizzler mess

Jamie Oliver will be chuffed to bits seeing such good use of the twizzlers.

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

Good to see he cleaned his flaps for the postman

Belter

And Mario, it's not a hoover, it's a vacuum cleaner! FS.

 

[SuzyE]

As he said this she fucked off away from him whilst giving him evils

That's how l saw it as well

 

[Noseyrosie62]

They seem nice guys and their house isn’t a cluttered, plush hellhole

Bet Mario gets jealous as fuck

Maz realise everyone else house is better than his because they have actual taste

 

[Cleanayr]

Oh hun you are spoiling us with all these Marion gifs

BEFORE


AFTER
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He has a boarding problem! All the fuss he made about the vanity mirror Derek bought being too small and now , by the looks of it, he's gone back to using a smaller one

3 mirrors in that wee corner wow!!

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Mmmm meat juice crusted around the rim too, just how Marion likes it I bet. *voms*

Legit want to vom up my oatcakes and cheese now

 

[BoujeeBabe]

I made it through. I feel like I should have been taking notes though, it was information overload without actually giving away much information, just waafel. And he only answered about 3 or 4 questions even though he was sent thousands, so aye.
Basically he didn't like school, girls picked on him. Instagram isn't what he thought it would be, too much pressure and not enough.

Well boo fucking hoo for poor Marion! He's such a jealous, ungrateful bitch, isn't he? Tries to act all smug saying he won't be on the 'gram forever when you know he'd lap up another 5 years if he could get money-raking deals and Insta fame.

Go to her joab and take your heed of 5 hairs from your arse, Melv!

I had to block him. I was gutted as I had really liked him but him and his partner went on holiday (I think maybe june and maybe Greece but cant quite remember) and his stories were party central. I was fuming at the times as restrictions were still in place not to be with other households. To be fair to him he was apologetic but to was so insensitive at the time!

Oh that's wrong! I can't tolerate that!

 

[Badaboom]

So, um, erm, did anyone have any regrets?????

 

[Noseyrosie62]

Some of the old posts about this suggested derek was claiming he was living on his own. Not sure if it effected benefits.

If the flat is council the rent will be next to nothing anyway I best most of their income is disposable. Honestly I wish I could get a council property it would be a fraction of what I pay in private rent at this rate I’ll be 60 before I can afford to buy

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Mario on the bus be like..

 

[ayeayecaptain]

The time it took to reply to that message he could have done a quick story for her!
Get yourself a wee Cameo account Mazza.
That’s if you could handle the pressure ma lovelie!

 

[Bigbird2]

They have a great life they go places go out with friends have a great time go on holiday everything marion n Derek don’t do like night n day

Aye theres no getting cosy underneath blankets every night of the week with those boys x

 

[Cagayu]

Aav juss looked at the nifty stories and that photo of them all...

He had his carpets cleaned? Swear he said they’d never been cleaned or whatever after he got his machine the other day

 

[Noseyrosie62]

First time posting, just been catching up after a few days away.
@Noseyrosie62 would you still like to know why letshinchandbehappy got fired from home bargains.... I have the

Ooooh yes. Nothing like a Sunday morning tea spilling sesh

 

[twilightgarden]

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Fucking brilliant

It’s like... so fetch ma lovelie!