The pink fairy called Mario.... it's so tacky! Must resist urge to be a bitchy.....my battery has nearly gone so will watch the gender reveal laterThe fairy with the Mario “cha-arm” on itjust when you think someone can’t get any more self absorbed
what a fucking twat.
It’s bespoke, ma lovelies. The only bespoke thing about that tree is how ugly it is.
BRBThose bldy tattlers have hijacked Mother Randall’s thread to discuss scrummy..
..they ought to stay in their ain lain
Came to say this“Ahh canny STAND any kind of seasonal scent as yis aww know”...
oh he's a odd one.I’m sure they will but he will never disclose them unless they can be connected to him somehow.So, um, erm, did anyone have any regrets?????
OMG I did wonder what the potato reference was about and now I see
I’m dead 
My bet come 7am tomorrow . Mario will grace up with a tour of they home. Bespoke Halloween tat will be taken down and the tinsel and tat will start to appear Haha damn right, anything ta get away from his clutchesEspecially with those strangler hands of his and his right red leggings. Mind you he could help with getting confessions. 5 minutes with Mazda and I’d be spilling the beans
Oh god, your poor thing, I'm sorry you've not been well.And I’ve made it. Been off ma tits wi COVID right enough. Reading this thread and the previous one I wasn’t sure if I was fuckin hallucinating but I was certainly dreaming about maid Marion and wee Deek. I’m pretty sure I also had a convo with Rab the resident rat living above oor Marion. Rab has no clue where he works either.
So all that Christmas stuff actually happened. He actually decorated two blush pink stockings and made a fucking centre piece. That did happen
My God. The past two weeks have been like a fuckin 90’s come doon but I still managed a wee chuckle at all your posts.
You've just made me laugh oot loud with your dreams and tales of Rab the rat! 
Beggy AND John Leslie? Fookin' hell!!Whatever the name was, he would just write Mario in his special wax melt label way.
So ma lovelies last night I had a dream about oor Marion.
I am clearly spending wayyyyyy too much time on Tattle
I bet it smells like cat piss and disappointmentInside ourridden cottage
Bespoke contacts coming oot their ain laneDid you follow him??
Omg you bunch of tattle bastardsJust to remind us all the Christmas tat will soon be up guys. Well done to you trolls who called it
I’ve always thot that ... lollipops, lollipops, all free tooodaaayHe reminds me of the lollipop fella in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!!
I couldn’t watch the childcatcher and I’m getting to that stage with Marigold too . If it wasn’t for this thread I’d have binned him yonks ago Defo not him too tall and too young plus he wudnt wear a shirt like that....if it was Starbucks he wud be working all hours and weekends....good try tho my lovelie you done good make yourself a cheese board without the cheeseI thought I found a pic of him in his new joab. But I think the person is too tall
Not sure if I’d be allowed to post it incase it’s not him.
I think your disappointment at this will be tempered by his shamazing upcoming festive reveals. Keep the faith ma lovelieHe hasn’t waved at a mirror the last few days
Part of me wants to send him my credit card and be like kit me out Mazza just to see what shite I end up with
then send it all back and sack him as my personal shopper.Even that looks shit!
Looks like packets of crisps or something
Doesn’t look like recycling
Its joab ma lovely not to be confused with jobby which the maid talks a lot of ...back intae ma ain lane a go
I’m confused is he saying his followers are not popular because he has accepted them through his page
