Cleaning with Mario #24 Where is that pavement, where’s his Shark do do do do

[Noseyrosie62]

“A dae aw ma touch-points twice a week, aye so ah dae thum aw the time”

WTF touch points? I am thinking he is getting the bespoke phrase of “touch-points” fae his new joab. My work have employed more cleaners to come and do extra cleaning of all touch points though-out the day. However, I work in a school where hundreds of kids with manky hands touch said points throughout the day - not in a polly pocket flat with 2 grown men.

So aye, lovin the touch point chat Marion. Another phrase to add to the list

Ma Lovely he would have have received bespoke COVID training to earn the right to use those phrases. No debates stay in ya lane

 

[It’s All Fake]

I can’t get past ‘terrified to youse it now’ Christ Mario!!!! it’s USE!!!!!! USE USE USE USE!!!! And why the f**k did I just watch him wipe around his flat I need to get a life I really do.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Frayed cable? Maybe the rats didn't leave after all

 

[Followthey]

I know we’ve all said it before ma lovelies but just a reminder he doesn’t like seasonal scents yet just LOVES the mulled wine plug in

I was just about to type this EXACT thing

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Frayed cable? Maybe the rats didn't leave after all

I thought the same!! They’ve been busy

 

[Followthey]

USE USE USE

Does he do it intentionally to wind me up

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Marion is too boujee to queue so he's in a bespoke 'waiting list' for someone to answer.

 

[Maggie28]

Let’s get back into our Mario lane ma lovelies.
In case anyone was wondering where he keeps his sellotape...

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Thank god, I never knew where to keep mine. Now all I need is a egg house

 

[Doodlebug71]

That selotape need a laybel so aye ma luvlees nae debates oan ma page

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

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Just why?


Also, he was cleaning the touch points you touch with your hands.... As opposed to the touch points you touch with your knob or something ..

is it a boujee, bespoke, one of a kind and stay in your ain lane recipe passed down through generations of Mcknights? 101 tit ways with stovies.

C'mon Derek stop being nice and man up and tell him his cooking is shite. There's no way anyone could convince me that the hot mess is tasty.

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

I've got a migrane just watching him spray all those stinky products all over the place.

 

[Giselle]

“A dae aw ma touch-points twice a week, aye so ah dae thum aw the time”

WTF touch points? I am thinking he is getting the bespoke phrase of “touch-points” fae his new joab. My work have employed more cleaners to come and do extra cleaning of all touch points though-out the day. However, I work in a school where hundreds of kids with manky hands touch said points throughout the day - not in a polly pocket flat with 2 grown men.

So aye, lovin the touch point chat Marion. Another phrase to add to the list

Good to see he cleaned his flaps for the postman

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

Good to see he cleaned his flaps for the postman

Belter

And Mario, it's not a hoover, it's a vacuum cleaner! FS.

 

[Popper]

Good to see he cleaned his flaps for the postman

It’s an essential touch point ma lovelie - nae debates!

 

[Giselle]

A hot kettle of water down his loo, he’s asking for a cracked pan

He’s cracked in the heid that’s what he is. Why do people feel the need to put so much stuff down their toilet. I use two products - cif cream and bleach. And while I’m on one ... all the crumbs down the sofa when he cleans every day??? ... mind blown

Frayed cable? Maybe the rats didn't leave after all

Or maybe it was Rayburn pissed off with all the hoovering

 

[twilightgarden]

is it a boujee, bespoke, one of a kind and stay in your ain lane recipe passed down through generations of Mcknights? 101 tit ways with stovies.

C'mon Derek stop being nice and man up and tell him his cooking is shite. There's no way anyone could convince me that the hot mess is tasty.

Derek must have some SERIOUS munchies to eat that slop

 

[ayeayecaptain]

Aww thank duck Soph bought him that cordless ‘hoover’ eh??

Sellotape’s on top of the eggs just wrap it round the cable. Job done

 

[Bestlife@60]

On top of the eggs, man why didn’t I think to keep mine there

Probably because you don’t have a wee dolls house for your eggs!!!!

 

[Noseyrosie62]

I can’t get past ‘terrified to youse it now’ Christ Mario!!!! it’s USE!!!!!! USE USE USE USE!!!! And why the f**k did I just watch him wipe around his flat I need to get a life I really do.

I mean my god I have a good few typos with predictive text. But that’s beyond a typo the bloody word doesn’t even exist He takes being illiterate to another level.

A hot kettle of water down his loo, he’s asking for a cracked pan

Ma lovely his bespoke ibs has already cracked that pan.

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

Just to remind us all the Christmas tat will soon be up guys. Well done to you trolls who called it