Cleaning with Mario #24 Where is that pavement, where’s his Shark do do do do

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He's still not managed to get his mits on one? The poor wee twat heed!
 
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Scummy mummy on begging for donations in true children in need pudsy style, why why why she doesn't have a page on here baffles me ...so aye ma luvlees
admin have said she doesn’t have enough followers ie she has bought a lot xx
 
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I think the wee scrote got his strangler hands on some, think it's on his giant bespoke pin cushion ma luvlee ...so aye and so forth
 
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I think the wee scrote got his strangler hands on some, think it's on his giant bespoke pin cushion ma luvlee ...so aye and so forth
The ones on the pin cushion were sourced from Poundland by his sister ma lovelie, nae debates aboot that oan ma page. We were treatit to eleventy billion dots on the subject a few weeks back but this is a new dayn of dawn and much other cack has been shoved under our hooters since then so you’d be forgiven for the mix-up.
 
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Glad to see he got hame OK after being out in that bawbag wind. I had visions of him getting his tights blown aff and flying doon Causeyside Street so aye mwah mwah mwah
 
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Ah yeah I’m sure I remember him banging on he would not pay the price for the fancier ones people had been posting about and was over the moon with the Poundland

translated that means he couldn’t afford it nd no small business would gift him one so he had to settle for the cheap shitty ones

tbh I’m shocked at all these instagrammers spending so much money on unnecessary shite.

I personally have started putting extra into savings for a rainy day. I worry what the future holds. So the last thing I’m worried about at the moment is buying seasonal tat .

I get some people have young kids but full grown adults with no kids (Mario ) seriously grow the fuck up
 
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I cannae, did he really need to give us the slow mo panning over his gunt?! Gonnae no, ffs!
 
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FFS another bespoke cheeseboard......kin he no eat aff a fuckin plate so aye mwah mwah mwah
 
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Marions bowels must be thinking that they’re on permanent colonic irrigation with the amount of shit he eats nae debates ma lovelies
 
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Those bldy tattlers have hijacked Mother Randall’s thread to discuss scrummy....they ought to stay in their ain lain
Trashy Rendall. Ugh the l augh, that laugh, that laugh, THAT FUCKING LAUGH!

Her , Mario and Sean why do they all have had wrecked teeth lol? we need one of our resident Photoshop queens to edit them on the Mean Girls picture with Mierdre as the queen bitch !


How can 1 person eat all that, surely not
that bloated, sodium filled Mario diet


Is that... yellow bell pepper?
it reminds me of the big Slimming World accounts, oh who am I Kidding, I mean Harry all the carbs picard, and when they have like a few pieces of vegetables and the rest is filled with beige shite.


New lockdown rules gals and guys, you know what that means? Our sweaty little hobbit will be breaking out his best moves to help you forget your worries - THE POTATO

https://giphy.com/LMVXuPGGqFDvHg7WGw
 

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