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Would the police employ someone with a large social media account? I have doubts that this is his new joab.
We shall never know those grandiose plans cos Melvin later confessed he "tit himself" and backed out. However naff the project was, I'll always believe he has regrets about this.
I don't know, there was the usual hype, I cannae believe a boy like me etc, oh you deserve this. Then it just disappeared. A bit like my waistline.
Did he say he couldn't cope with it all? The fame and fortune.Might be imagining it.
It was later reframed in a 30 billion dot story as him turning down many opportunities cos "Ah jist wisnae ready".
Bawbag.
It's mahoosive isn't it. It's the first thing l see if he posts pics or vids of himselfThatnose ffs more bumps on it than the forth road bridge
He could tickle a confession out of them with his twig and berriesThe terror suspects would be more scared of Melvin than the police!
When Derek first joined M&S he worked in operations which is behind the scenes unloading deliveries etc and then he moved to CCTV for a period where we was in the camera room and was technically part of the “security team” , the guards were from a different company but camera room was watched by M&S employees . He now seems to be back in working in operations team, unloading, running stock out to floor staff etc .
Also Glasgow city council no longer provide the cleaners for the police station. It recently changed to a different company.
Also Glasgow city council no longer provide the cleaners for the police station. It recently changed to a different company.
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Long, long term lurker here I just can’t keep it in anymore. I’m laughing at his cheeseboard story tonight as he seems to like them even without the cheese! £15.99 tonight to watch the witches but I’m pretty sure he had a story up on Sunday night watching it?? Too much money
This may be familiar to some of you after last week
Whilst torturing them with "hello ma loveliesHe could tickle a confession out of them with his twig and berries
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I thought I found a pic of him in his new joab. But I think the person is too tall 
They’re posing Behind the counter in Starbucks but have a face mask on so can’t see their face very well hair looks similar tho
Not sure if I’d be allowed to post it incase it’s not him.
They’re posing Behind the counter in Starbucks but have a face mask on so can’t see their face very well hair looks similar tho Not sure if I’d be allowed to post it incase it’s not him.
Complete change of topic but carrying on with the alternate festive songs in the last thread, my daughter, who also finds Melvin a great source of amusement, came up with:
Away in a hellhole filled with chemical shite
Poor wee Rayn cried intae the night
And all she really wanted was for this to end
And Melvin to stop buying all the chems
She is 10, please don't call social services it's educational, honest! Lockdown has a lot to answer for!
Away in a hellhole filled with chemical shite
Poor wee Rayn cried intae the night
And all she really wanted was for this to end
And Melvin to stop buying all the chems
She is 10, please don't call social services
it's educational, honest! Lockdown has a lot to answer for!Your daughter is going placesComplete change of topic but carrying on with the alternate festive songs in the last thread, my daughter, who also finds Melvin a great source of amusement, came up with:
Away in a hellhole filled with chemical shite
Poor wee Rayn cried intae the night
And all she really wanted was for this to end
And Melvin to stop buying all the chems
She is 10, please don't call social services
Where did you see it, is it somewhere we could go and lookI thought I found a pic of him in his new joab. But I think the person is too tall
Not sure if I’d be allowed to post it incase it’s not him.
Especially with those strangler hands of his and his right red leggings. Mind you he could help with getting confessions. 5 minutes with Mazda and I’d be spilling the beansThe terror suspects would be more scared of Melvin than the police!
Starbucks Linwood Drive Thru Facebook page. The more I look the more I think I’ve imagined itWhere did you see it, is it somewhere we could go and look
The post from earlier tonight.
I see where you’re coming from but he does look far too tall and I’m not getting Mario strangler finger vibes so I don’t think it’s him.Starbucks Linwood Drive Thru Facebook page. The more I look the more I think I’ve imagined it
The post from earlier tonight.
Keep up the detective work ma lovelie
I’m considering getting myself lifted for the causeI see where you’re coming from but he does look far too tall and I’m not getting Mario strangler finger vibes so I don’t think it’s him.
Keep up the detective work ma lovelie
POST IT IMMEDIATELYI thought I found a pic of him in his new joab. But I think the person is too tall
Not sure if I’d be allowed to post it incase it’s not him.
I can see why you thought it, but I think that guy is too tall and just looks like a normal young man, not weird enough for MelvStarbucks Linwood Drive Thru Facebook page. The more I look the more I think I’ve imagined it
The post from earlier tonight.
I'd give a leg to see him write customers names on cups, imagine the spelling.
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