Put those in some tight leggings and it would be like him looking in the mirror
Does Bella watch the same Instagram stories we do?
fucking hell, he’s got enough smoke up his arse without her adding to it
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Does Bella watch the same Instagram stories we do?
fucking hell, he’s got enough smoke up his arse without her adding to it
Ugh. I’m going to have to listen to that drivel tomorrow. Too late for a mario Marathon. Plus I don’t want John Leslie to turn up in my dreams
Not a great recommendation for that white stuff lip balm that’s his abzolooot stapleI can’t look away from the disgusting chapped lips
NOID-phal
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Which tattler is going to get themselves arrested so we can get more info, hopefully puke everywhere, so our Mario has to wipe around it.A breakthrough at last, ma lovelies!Ma joab is jist ma joab, ma lovelies, it diznae matter where ah work
Aye it fuckin’ does, Meirdre, and we won’t stop until we know the location, your job title & your shift pattern
There could be some tremendous material for Tattle to accompany the discovery
It’s All Fake
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I love you lot on this thread but I can’t stand to watch that stupid fucking wee bastard any more. What an absolute dick he is.
It’s been fun, take care all
It’s been fun, take care all
ayeayecaptain
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Oh ffs my brain feels like a pinball getting battered aw roads watching that. Still not finished. So Mario can go all night apparantly 
Anyone else pick up he sounds like he’s still thinking about getting another cat???
Oh! His brother always seemed popular at sociable at school. I don’t know why he bangs on about coming out being all strange & new for him and his parents when his brother had been through it before him.
I would love to know the name of the guy was he was feart of
Anyone else pick up he sounds like he’s still thinking about getting another cat??? Oh! His brother always seemed popular at sociable at school. I don’t know why he bangs on about coming out being all strange & new for him and his parents when his brother had been through it before him.
I would love to know the name of the guy was he was feart of
Noseyrosie62
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The pink fairy with his name on has done me. I am DONE.
is it just me ...but usually when people have a Xmas decoration with someone’s name on it it’s usually in memory. You know like someone has passed away.
or maybe for a babies1st Xmas.
I have never know someone to buy Xmas decorations dedicated to themselves
I just can’t cope. You are right Mario it is Xmas and you are the gift that just fucking keeps on giving
is it just me ...but usually when people have a Xmas decoration with someone’s name on it it’s usually in memory. You know like someone has passed away.
or maybe for a babies1st Xmas.
I have never know someone to buy Xmas decorations dedicated to themselves
I just can’t cope. You are right Mario it is Xmas and you are the gift that just fucking keeps on giving
JeepersPeepers
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Im notthat far away (train journey) and I almost want to message him and say my local have them in even though I have no idea if they do, just to wind him up. A’hm in ma ain lane like that and so forth.Ha ha I’ve got a few home bargains local to me and they’ve got loads of these candy canes AND ive got them in red and pink, how d’ya like them apples Mazda and nope I’ll not be letting him know or sending him any, just for spite, mmeeeoowww
Badaboom
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By the time he had practiced writing their names out their coffee would be cold
I wud like sum tea
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How was that 5 days of stress...was it because the trees taller than him n he couldn’t get a ladder big enuf to reach the top!!!! See the febreeze is still takin pride of place 
ThreeSteaksPam
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This reminds me of a lad I worked with in Retail years back. His name was Anthony and he had proper delusions of grandeur. He used to tell wildly exaggerated versions of the truth to impress us all, unaware that we were snickering behind our hands, clutching our hooters when he wasn’t looking.
He had a degree in Performing Arts and on the day he handed in his notice at the shop, he told us he’d landed his “dream joab” in Greece
working as a dancer with some lucrative and highly sought after talent agency. It actually turned out that he’d been cast as a backing dancer in some low-rent local production of Grease the musical somewhere in the Midlands 
I bumped into him a few years later working as a personal shopper in Selfridges and calling himself “Anton”.Pointless story ma lovelies but the thought of Marion telling his colleagues that Deek is in the polis
when he’s actually a Security Guard in M&S reminded me of it 
Back to ma ain lane now and so forthHi ma lovelies, made it to the end! He cannae believe the immense pressure that has been bespowed upon him did anyone else make it through and realise that he never really answered any questions, just spoke utter shite! Except the one about his joab, back in yer ain lanes everyone, that’s no for Instagram! He can wahful some amount of pish! 
did anyone else make it through and realise that he never really answered any questions, just spoke utter shite! Except the one about his joab, back in yer ain lanes everyone, that’s no for Instagram! He can wahful some amount of pish! 
I thought Christmas was one day on the 25th of December??
is this a bespoke hole 
twilightgarden
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Karmar on our asses, crissss not crisps!
I highly doubt Derek would have bought a new hoover for Mario. Surely if he was on the phone to Shark you would at least wait to see what they say rather than just buying a new hoover. So he'll have 2 plus his wee handheld pube guzzler in his tiny flat?! Jesus
Johnnoijones
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Is Marion an influencer? No he is an offence to all of my senses
Duchesspink
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God love him, he reminds me of Mr Bean, when he fills the stockings for him and his teddy and then acts all surprised when he opens it on Christmas morning. That'll be Mario and Derek opening their Christmas eve boxes!