I can just see him grinning like a Cheshire Cat and saying hello my lovelies in the faces of some old dears and one of them saying to him “what’s wrong with you?”
I can just see him grinning like a Cheshire Cat and saying hello my lovelies in the faces of some old dears and one of them saying to him “what’s wrong with you?”I'm imagining his new colleagues, gobsmacked at the hair eyebrows teeth and fingers.
Yup I totally think it's gonna be a damp squib. At no point is any of us gonna say 'Oh wow that's totally amazing, what a job to land especially in these difficult times. He truly has landed his dream job'.......nope not one. Someone here will have already called it. I'm personally not building myself up ma lovelies as I don't want to be mare disappointed than some of his other recent revealsI genuinely love that he posted that Derek said this is his dream job because when we find out what it is I genuinely think we will laugh until this pandemic is over.
Own up. Who is this?
AFFRONTED alrightFYI Melvin, if you were ever planning to use the word ‘affronted’ in the correct context, this would have been the time hen
Ok, so I'm now also scrubbing English teacher off the potential new job list.FYI Melvin, if you were ever planning to use the word ‘affronted’ in the correct context, this would have been the time hen
And when people said no he'd shout "Karmer on yer arse!!"I had a sudden thought at what the top secret dream job could be. What if Melvin is now a chugger? Running after shoppers shrieking "HALLO MA LOVELIE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP MALNOURISED SQUIRRELS WHO ARE IN NEED? ARE YOU SURE? OK MA LOVELIE" *Spud heart spud heart*
“As long as you don’t lose the person you’re grand”if its social care I think he would be taking folk out and about, helping them go places.
There are alot of fantastic people who do that job. But, it is very easy to get into and they are desperate to fill these posts so take nearly anyone. I've known two people who have done that job. Both work shy hypichondriacts, lazy etc who said it was the best job they had. Probably because you get a reasonable wage for minimum effort. As long as you dont lose the person you're grand. Anyway that is absolutely not a reflection on the great people who do put their all all into this type of work but there are alot of work shy people attracted to such work.
Either that or he is in a make up shopcoz he kens whit us lassies are like!
Sort yourself out otherwise karmar on your arse!!!!Yikes! I need help! Mario's growing on me (like a boil does) Quick, somebody hit me with a boujee disco ball to the face !
Lots of people responding “errrm I’m scared” as his Pinocchio snozzle looks up at themI had a sudden thought at what the top secret dream job could be. What if Melvin is now a chugger? Running after shoppers shrieking "HALLO MA LOVELIE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP MALNOURISED SQUIRRELS WHO ARE IN NEED? ARE YOU SURE? OK MA LOVELIE" *Spud heart spud heart*
He bitches enough about the cat waking him up earlyLet’s kick start this day he says..at 10.53am..
And this guy thinks he could handle having a child?
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