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100% and he's been doing this alot recently and getting too big for his boots. Probably being bigged up by his beloved 'Sophie' in the background as they both seem to have flaked recently and are shouting each other out.I agree 100% with your husband. Canโt stand the cretin but love this thread.
also, he starts that post saying โso manyโ companies came forward but at the end itโs 3. Bet it was actually 0!
I'm telling ye and calling bingo on him doing panto
He's no Cinderella!Oh sweet Lord
Hope you donโt mind Iโve pinched this for my very first profile picture
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oh no heโs not ....Iโm thinking his bro has got him a part in the Christmas Pantomime....either an ugly sister, Widow Twanky or Pinocchio
I really struggle to keep up with this thread after going back to full time work after mat leave, but just like to check in now and again as ill never forget the laughs I had when I discovered this thread (ratgate). The bold mario really made me laugh the other day with his dramatic stories trying to copy โsophieeeeโ with the dramatic strangler fingers pulling down his hands to each story then waving in the mirror 
The boss of Harrods phoned me and begged me to work there.
Harvey Nicks were crying on the phone, want me to sort the socks into nice wee piles.
Harvey Nicks were crying on the phone, want me to sort the socks into nice wee piles.
Maybe heโs going to be a bingo caller he loves the sound of his ain voice and his big fingers will be able to grab they baws nae bother....ideal candidate !!!
And the award for the smallest sausage goes to......
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Who puts a sparkle filter on a fry up?
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I'm more concerned about that bread, did they toast it over a lightbulb? That is bleeping shocking
You could fit the sausage in the hole the bread has. I agree, can't call that toast.
Derekโs looks better. Maybe they deliberately under toasted Marioโs as they think heโs an arse.
He probably feels as boujee as duckWho puts a sparkle filter on a fry up?
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