It’s fur his bespoke juss to sit on. Karmar fir you!He’s got to be taking the piss out of us with the drinks trolley. No one ever comes round, even more so now with constant local lockdowns, and neither the two of them ever have a drink. And like all you lovelies have said, where the fuck is he sitting it considering he doesn’t even have anywhere to store the hoover!
Maybe that's why it was removed, because Mazda realised he'd spoiled Deek's surprise?Gutted I missed the drinks trolley story
Are you lads all sure it was for drinks, and not for Derek to practice driving on?
Maybe Rayn has backed his boujee, lying, lazy arse into a few and now he wants them padded oot in fear?Do we think he has a phobia of empty corners? Every single one in his house is rammed with absolute shit.
Too funnyGutted i didn’t see the drinks trolley stories
I don’t follow the goon but I have a spy every night to catch up on his latest fairytale sorry escapades what with the blind dug, peppergate and so forth
So, he wants a drinks trolley. Thought he didnae drink? Where the fuck is he gonna put that in the hoarded hovel? He’ll need a sat nav to navigate him to where it is cos it’ll be amongst the velour chest, padded mirror, dvd cabinet, mirrored cabinet, mirrored dresser table, padded no backs sofas, padded coffee, sorry tapas, table, the hoover and the bathroom cabinet. And that’s just the living room alone.
Maybe he’s using it not for drinks but to display all his skincare or softeners as he has that much his dressing table and cupboards are bursting Under the weight of it all. When “the girls” come round (in his head) “Would you like anything from the trolley?” “Ooh yeah I’ll have a double ecover on ice with a splash of method please, with a shot of zoflo on the side, any kind, surprise me”
And how much did he squirt and spray!.... The tit!Why is he raving about Flash bathroom cleaner when he has previously said Tesco bathroom cleaner was his absooooluutte staple with nae debates
And a wax melt on the go in there!!!And how much did he squirt and spray!.... The tit!
I don't know how they haven't got bad chests. I've got one wax melt on, but it's such a lovely day that all my windows are open.And a wax melt on the go in there!!!
Another dust collector for his shed size living room
I caught that as wellHang on, hang on a minute.... he said he had purposely not smelled the new scent when he saw it in HB the other week..... then proceeds to remove items from box, unopened and seal on saying they smell unreal?? WTF? These people just can’t keep up with their lies can they
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