Cleaning With Mario #2

[Claudius43]

Sorry but wtaf is that tree?? It’s frosted so it will more than likely kill that poor cat if she isn’t already having some sort of fit from the lights, he’s trying so hard to copy what beggy Becky has done that it just looks like utter rit and for one think Derek should have decorated it because then it probably would have been more traditional and had a star on top! I’m surprised Saint Martin actually put that quote on the top and not a picture of himself....after all, he is Paisleys biggest celeb

 

[SamB1991]

That tree and all the accompanying pink tat, is possibly the tackiest thing I have ever seen

 

[Maggie28]

I would love it if dim Derek had his own insta account that he films St Mario filming himself, that would be hilarious. The strangler fingers would be on full show!!!
As for the tree, it’s a fire hazard And pure chav tat.... again less is more

 

[Badaboom]

Yass! He’s invited us round, who in? We could all meet up outside B&M in Paisley? Can’t believe a big star like Martin actually wants us to visit him

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

I'll stand around it aslong as I can wipe my feet on the wee pink fluffy rug he has under the tree. Get the bits of Rayns cat litter off my feet

 

[Badaboom]

I'll stand around it aslong as I can wipe my feet on the wee pink fluffy rug he has under the tree. Get the bits of Rayns cat litter off my feet

Great! Anyone else?

 

[BananaClub]

Those poor short sighted middle aged woman actually think his Christmas tat is gorgeous i Can honestly say i didn’t think he could fill his wee flat with anymore s**t but I was wrong , the silly flowers stuck on his tree look so out of place , Martin I know you trying to copy Becky tree but I’m sorry yours is like the cheap semichem (Poundland) version , you could have put that wreath on outside of door trust me no one would have stole it ...bet the neighbours are so relieved they don’t need to pass that monstrosity on your door everyday

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Well, to say it doesn’t matter what your tree looks like Martin sure is revelling in the validation his lovelies are giving him.

Clearly they can see something I can’t. All I can see is a fire hazard and memories of his words “they are all burning Mario tonight “

 

[Divinechat]

Oh sweet baby jesus ... my eyes my eyes That tree .... what even is it ..... why all the pink tat ? And the thing under the tree i dont even know where to start with that.

 

[SamB1991]

Oh sweet baby jesus ... my eyes my eyes That tree .... what even is it ..... why all the pink tat ? And the thing under the tree i dont even know where to start with that.

My initial thought on whatever’s under that monstrosity was ‘roadkill’

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Wow! I just don't have the words for what an abomination that tree is. The kindest thing I could say is that it is pure Melvin in tree form, utterly cuntish.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Ah duck, he's got me. I found myself spraying my face with toner this morning and saying the words out loud "I love it"
Can someone slap me please, it's a dangerous path I'm on and the next thing I'll be filming myself for your perusal.

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

If I allow myself to ignore that the tree is an absolute riot, it’s also far too small for the room. At least another foot or maybe even two would have worked better. Saying that, it would mean more rit with it so maybe a small tree is fine.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Anyone else want to send him 2 red letter 'A's so he can spell Drama with his letters under the fire?

Also, now that the tree is up and it's been adored by his mafia, he might be feeling a bit anticlimactic. What's the betting he decides to do the other tree somewhere else in his flat so he can relive the glory?

 

[BananaClub]

Anyone else want to send him 2 red letter 'A's so he can spell Drama with his letters under the fire?

Also, now that the tree is up and it's been adored by his mafia, he might be feeling a bit anticlimactic. What's the betting he decides to do the other tree somewhere else in his flat so he can relive the glory?

he lives in a cupboard under the stairs so hes nowhere to put it ...be thankful for small mercies , his tree is weird as sin !!!!

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

he lives in a cupboard under the stairs so hes nowhere to put it ...be thankful for small mercies , his tree is weird as sin !!!!

Top of the toilet? In the shower? Top of the tumble dryer? Derek's side of the bed? I bet he finds somewhere

 

[Maggie28]

Anyone else want to send him 2 red letter 'A's so he can spell Drama with his letters under the fire?

Also, now that the tree is up and it's been adored by his mafia, he might be feeling a bit anticlimactic. What's the betting he decides to do the other tree somewhere else in his flat so he can relive the glory?

He’ll do something in that tiny hallway maybe a garland around the doors to match that god awful piece of rit he has hanging on the inside of his door. Then he’ll get a mini tree for the bedroom and hanging Christmas condoms on it

 

[Badaboom]

Phew! At least I can order the very cable ties that Martin uses, he really does think of everything for his lovelies without his guidance I don’t where I would buy such things.

 

[Headintheclouds82]

So it really annoys me when people use the OCD thing.
like “oh god I’m so ocd with my house”
Many people with diagnosed OCD struggle to keep a lot of order and some of them really aren’t 100% hygienic. I have a family member with true ocd and it’s awful!

anyway! Salad fingers goes on and on about how ocd and how OBSESSED he is with his wee flat yet he can sit across all those bleeping wires like that?!
No way in the memory of man could I watch tv in there with those like that!

get tae absolute duck Mate! Trunking is cheap as duck and easy to tidy all that up pal. If you claim to be such a perfection, at least back it up lad!

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

He thought he would personally come on ????? WTF????? Like he would usually send on a spokesperson?

fool HEAD