A genital pink tree. Noice.
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N-Dubz isn’t the 90’s. What’s he been sniffing 
When he dies he can have a *goodbye ma lovelies* topper on his (tiny) coffin.
Those millions of chemicals he’s just used in a tiny one bed flat ...if the poisonous Xmas tree doesn’t get the cat then the air pollution In such a small space will ..very dangerous on so many levelsN-Dubz isn’t the 90’s. What’s he been sniffing
New collab? Perhaps he could call it: "the smell of napalm in the morning"
This just shows what a narcissistic cock waffle he truly is. When asking about ‘another colab’ the only options to select were... ‘omg yassss’ or ‘yes asap’ where is the ‘not a bleeping chance, we had a titful last time around’ option?
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Clebs have been messaging him now. Apparently they have been a great support but they only messaged him yesterday evening? Don't even know the programme tbh lol. Can't be his fave programme either as he's never mentioned it before has he????? Oh and note how he didn't show it like he shows every other fuckers 
God plz make his narcissistic behaviour stop
God plz make his narcissistic behaviour stop
Melvin will never stop, he can't now he's had a taste of the high life. I mean, I know if i'd been gifted some wax melts and a pile of puke rolled in silver glitter and diamantes I would keep going on as well.
The zlebs are probably friends of his z list brother and are probably just the breakfast dj on Orkney FM
The zlebs are probably friends of his z list brother and are probably just the breakfast dj on Orkney FM
Who is his brother??Melvin will never stop, he can't now he's had a taste of the high life. I mean, I know if i'd been gifted some wax melts and a pile of puke rolled in silver glitter and diamantes I would keep going on as well.
The zlebs are probably friends of his z list brother and are probably just the breakfast dj on Orkney FM
Johnny Mcknight, panto star and I think he's on/was on a scottish soap, but don't quote me on that
There’s so much wrong with what he is saying
“Sometimes I don’t know who’s watching” is he trying to claim he knows his 80,000 followers?
“A great support of my crazy life” firstly your life is NOT crazy Martin, that’s the chemicals from the cleaning products talking.
Secondly a great support how?
He really is a giant tit with pink ribbon and glitter on top
“Sometimes I don’t know who’s watching” is he trying to claim he knows his 80,000 followers?
“A great support of my crazy life” firstly your life is NOT crazy Martin, that’s the chemicals from the cleaning products talking.
Secondly a great support how?
He really is a giant tit with pink ribbon and glitter on top
I just die when he talks about his crazy life If eating beige fish and chips on a Monday, spraying your tiny flat with enough carcinogens to kill off a small country and filling the place with shiny tat that Liberace would be ashamed of is crazy, then I think I'll stick with my average, dull life thanks all the same, you moonfaced prick.
Honestly, his delusions are having delusions right now.
If eating beige fish and chips on a Monday, spraying your tiny flat with enough carcinogens to kill off a small country and filling the place with shiny tat that Liberace would be ashamed of is crazy, then I think I'll stick with my average, dull life thanks all the same, you moonfaced prick.Honestly, his delusions are having delusions right now.
One of those people that considers himself crazy because he mixes 3 different crisps in a bowl on a sat night.I just die when he talks about his crazy life
Honestly, his delusions are having delusions right now.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I'm convinced Mario is a Limmy (as in Limmy's show) creation that came to life somehow. He is just a complete caricature and cannot possibly be a real, live, unironic human being.
He's not. If you cut him in half he'd be 80% chips and 20% crisps
Yeah, crisp eating in bed is grim. Imagine if he got some crumbs of salt & vinegar crisps in his pisshole? 
Hahaha did he just mispronounce his collab? Apparently it's a DISCUNT code for his body shop mate 
Yeah, crisp eating in bed is grim. Imagine if he got some crumbs of salt & vinegar crisps in his pisshole?
I’d say he has to peel the sheets off the bed 
He's just done it again by saying the make up remover from the body shop is as good as clinique... Followed by 'I cannae wait tae try it!'
Durrr! Dumbass!
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