Cleaning With Mario #2

[Kikini Bamalam]

What’s that got to do with anything?

He is clearly as thick as tit and allows Melvin to do whatever he likes. Derek could do so much better than Melvin but has settled.

Whaf on the name of duck is that fluffy abomination under his tree? It looks like cunting roadkill! Note the strangle fingers...

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

I asked, they listened. I swear his head has grown bigger since this morning. It’s nearly as big as his strangler fingers.

Also, why has he got a toilet mat under his toxic to Rayn tree?

 

[Giselle]

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

I asked, they listened. I swear his head has grown bigger since this morning. It’s nearly as big as his strangler fingers.

Also, why has he got a toilet mat under his toxic to Rayn tree?

He hurts my brain to know that he is swanning about thinking he is the king of Scotland. Scotlanders, I've always admired you and have hoped to take shelter in your beautiful country when we start having to eat each other when Brexit happens. (I got married at Gretna Green if that could possibly give me some kind of citizenship???) I don't blame you for Melvin, I stand with you ready to eradicate him with you xxxxx Just tip me the wink when we declare war on Melvin

 

[Giselle]

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A before photo perhaps

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

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My jugs are better than hers. Mine keep my knees warm!

 

[Frankensooze]

He is clearly as thick as tit and allows Melvin to do whatever he likes. Derek could do so much better than Melvin but has settled.

Whaf on the name of duck is that fluffy abomination under his tree? It looks like cunting roadkill! Note the strangle fingers...View attachment 57316

The pink thingy is a sphonge that has evolved into a new life form, due to the chemical fog at Mario Mansion.

 

[Divinechat]

I have a genuine question .... every single time he comes on he says hes been catching up on cleaning but cleaning what ? They live in one bedroom flat , are both out a majority of the day and are in bed before 9pm most nights so what the duck does he constantly have to clean up ?

 

[Frankensooze]

I have a genuine question .... every single time he comes on he says hes been catching up on cleaning but cleaning what ? They live in one bedroom flat , are both out a majority of the day and are in bed before 9pm most nights so what the duck does he constantly have to clean up ?

Well the car people in the kitchen, then presumably walks all over the surfaces. Apart from the smell...

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Well the car people in the kitchen, then presumably walks all over the surfaces. Apart from the smell...

Melvin pronounces it sur-faeces.

Quite apt really.

 

[Mack84]

Kikini for your hilarious posts alone I would have said you were from Scotland. You are defo an adopted Scottish xx

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Tova_leigh ‘s clip on insta about the hardships of being an influencer is killing me.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Slightly worried about St Melvin Moonface tonight, only 3 stories. What will his lovelies do without his divine guidance on wiping a worktop or dabbing tit moisturiser on his massive face with his stranglers fingers, while wobbling along chatting tit and saying aye 29 million times?

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

He's probs been busy single handedly raising ALL the children in need money.

 

[BananaClub]

He must be doing something important as it was the fundraiser for his friend who died and he didnt go ...with Him being a megastar now maybe he didn’t want fundraiser To be all about him ...aye right

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

His story today is him getting in first before it's pointed out to him that his tree looks rit.

The problem is Martin, you have contributed to the idea of needing a a tree to be insta worthy. For weeks we have seen on your stories details about your decorations, what you have bought, what you have had gifted, the tree you were going to have, the replacement tree, the bleeping angst about it all.

And the tripe about not wanting your tree to be like anyone else's. You have 'suggested' people go and look for similar stuff and pointed out where to find it, you have copied other people's ideas as well. I can guarantee there will be 20,000 trees that look just like yours Martin.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

One story from Melvin.... Then 21 stories (so far anyway) of him sharing his own story mentions by his great unwashed.

 

[4tuhju]

He said his shower is electric so surely his hot water being off Shouldnt make a difference

Anyone else thinking just put some money in the meter then Martin

 

[Maggie28]

His story today is him getting in first before it's pointed out to him that his tree looks rit.

The problem is Martin, you have contributed to the idea of needing a a tree to be insta worthy. For weeks we have seen on your stories details about your decorations, what you have bought, what you have had gifted, the tree you were going to have, the replacement tree, the bleeping angst about it all.

And the tripe about not wanting your tree to be like anyone else's. You have 'suggested' people go and look for similar stuff and pointed out where to find it, you have copied other people's ideas as well. I can guarantee there will be 20,000 trees that look just like yours Martin.

Yeah all tit trees!!

 

[Badaboom]

Paisley are switching on their Christmas lights tonight, hope Saint Martin is getting to flick the switch