"I am not a skin specialist"
Wow! Really?
Wow! Really?
".....so aye" really tickled meEXACTLY! Every single night it's the same thing, these are my drops of youth, get them from this 'lovelie lassie' (why doesn't he use autocorrect I will never know) who deserves everything wonderful on her journey on her platform. Sips from a plastic straw out of a can of sugary drink. This is the drops of youth cream, get them from blah blah blah, I've got nothing to tell yous....blah blah blah, sips from straw, wax melts, not ma fault, cozy time, scratches neck, sips from drink, so aye.
I actually think Derek is stoned most of the time.He's the worlds biggest bleep. How Derek can stand him I'll never know
I don't blame him, I'd be whacked off my tits on smack if I had to live with St MelvinI actually think Derek is stoned most of the time.
Cannot breatheAnd who cuts his hair? The bleeping council?
Wow. I’m deadAnd who cuts his hair? The bleeping council?
FYI Marion, x ma.Even my gran knows about The Ordinary. He's so cutting edge.
Must look up the ingredients in that youth drops, I'm guessing it's the same stuff as most. He's started saying x zeema as we took the piss out of him saying x eey ma.
"Why do I have the long slender fingers of a serial killer?"Wonder what he’s thinking?
Did he actually say that"Why do I have the long slender fingers of a serial killer?"
A stranglerNah, but come on, they really do look like the hands of a strangler don't they?
You’d have to beI actually think Derek is stoned most of the time.
That he broke the internet and now beauty bay will send him some pure beaut giftsWonder what he’s thinking?