Cleaning With Mario #2

[Frankensooze]

He gets ill so often because his immune system is shot to death from all the chemicals he sprays around the gaff. If he laid off all the spraying and wax melts he'd probably find his health would be much better. But where's the fun in that I suppose? All the menopausal Mary's wouldn't bombard him with love and telling him how much they love him and his platform

Nobody wants to hear about Mario in ANY sort of sexual scenario.
But... Do we think he even takes of his grey dressing gown for the thirty seconds of horror???

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Nobody wants to hear about Mario in ANY sort of sexual scenario.
But... Do we think he even takes of his grey dressing gown for the thirty seconds of horror???

I don't think he does, I don't even think he washes it. I bet if you got one of those CSI lights and shined it over his dressing gown, it would look like an explosion in a porn studio

 

[Be More Pacific]

I don't think he does, I don't even think he washes it. I bet if you got one of those CSI lights and shined it over his dressing gown, it would look like an explosion in a porn studio

Well, Derek does the 'tache for porn.

"Horny Housecoat Horror"

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

I don't think he does, I don't even think he washes it. I bet if you got one of those CSI lights and shined it over his dressing gown, it would look like an explosion in a porn studio

From when he had a starring role in Confessions of a Toilet Scrubber

 

[Frankensooze]

That story though, sly. Local scrubber makes good. Village idiot has an Insta account.

 

[Mack84]

It’s Halloween him coming back from the dead is our treat. Also did I hear him right? “I ate well tonight” you had a dominos that’s hardly home cooked goodness

 

[Greedy beggy]

He met a psychic medium on the train who told him he is doing wonderful things and there is a bright light above him . The bright light above will be from the light shining on his chrome dome (bald head ) and she probably watches him on Instagram . I think Mario knows a lot of psychics as most #gifted items he gets are a surprise to him and he never knew he was getting it . These companies must be phychic to know his address .

 

[Mack84]

He met a psychic medium on the train who told him he is doing wonderful things and there is a bright light above him . The bright light above will be from the light shining on his chrome dome (bald head ) and she probably watches him on Instagram . I think Mario knows a lot of psychics as most #gifted items he gets are a surprise to him and he never knew he was getting it . These companies must be phychic to know his address .

hasnt saw her since.....but has been off work sick. He’s no really the brightest eh

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Anyone else would smile and nod at the 'psychic'. No Mario believes the hype, because he does so many good deeds and supports so many businesses on his insta journey.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

" So many have writ to me" Oh shut the duck up, you beige gobshite!

Anyone else would smile and nod at the 'psychic'. No Mario believes the hype, because he does so many good deeds and supports so many businesses on his insta journey.

I'm surprised St Melvin believed the psychic, being that he is actually the son of god and all that. He's just killing time till we get to crucify him for all our sins of not supporting small businesses & wanking ourselves into a coma over his twatty wax melts

 

[Be More Pacific]

bleeping hell. Just watched his "return" and I am laughing so much at the comments here

So, some old biddy on the train tells Marion he's going to be ok and he takes that as a personal reading from Colin Fry (yes, I know he's been dead four years)

Plus 20+ dots of telling us he's got nothing to tell us.

And who cuts his hair? The bleeping council?

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

This is my most favourite thread on Tattle! I love how much we loathe St Melvin

 

[Mack84]

This is my most favourite thread on Tattle! I love how much we loathe St Melvin

Mine too ha ha so funny

 

[Boabie bunter]

Naw... it’s worse! He’s been contacted by the other side to tell him he’s doing a great job! That’s him not only insta famous but spirit insta famous! He is actually Jesus! A
Modern Jesus!

 

[Frankensooze]

This is my most favourite thread on Tattle! I love how much we loathe St Melvin

Yep, he is Christmas every day.

In twenty years time they'll be on a channel 5 show, *remember instagram influencers* maid Marion will still be buying grey tat and his flat will be filled to the ceiling with his hoarded stuff. Derek will have run off with the postie. Rayn will have long ago died, and is mummified under all the stuff.

 

[irishbelle Thnak]

He grates on me all the time, but him in bed last night with dopey Derek has pushed me over the edge. That voice and I'm from glasgow

 

[Greedy beggy]

I love the way he calls everyone by their first name as if they are best buddies . Most people buying the products won’t know the name of the person making or selling the product so why use their first name ? It’s like name dropping on Instagram . He really is a stuck up tit .

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

The Vatican is blowing smoke out of the chimney as I type, Pope/Saint/Spirit/Friendtoalltoiletbrushes Mario is back telling us all where to shop.
bleeping Emzypoppets Bits and Bobs sounds like what Mario was suffering with earlier in the week, so I won't be spending my hard earned cash there. Sorry 'ma lovelie' I won't be funding your wedding invites

Also if he had really researched hyaluronic acid for years like he claims, and his skin was so precious, he would know you need to apply to to damp skin or it has the reverse effect. I guess at least he's telling the truth when he says he's not an expert

 

[Greedy beggy]

Another night of his beauty routine . How often does he go on about using that Drops of Youth and his sensitive skin ? I nearly fell asleep through it .He can’t really be bothered with Instagram and has nothing to say so he thinks , I will just go on when doing my nighttime routine and talk about my skin care . He’s like a parrot constantly repeating the same things .
Maybe if he ate a better diet and drank more water his skin wouldn’t be so bad .

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Another night of his beauty routine . How often does he go on about using that Drops of Youth and his sensitive skin ? I nearly fell asleep through it .He can’t really be bothered with Instagram and has nothing to say so he thinks , I will just go on when doing my nighttime routine and talk about my skin care . He’s like a parrot constantly repeating the same things .
Maybe if he ate a better diet and drank more water his skin wouldn’t be so bad .

EXACTLY! Every single night it's the same thing, these are my drops of youth, get them from this 'lovelie lassie' (why doesn't he use autocorrect I will never know) who deserves everything wonderful on her journey on her platform. Sips from a plastic straw out of a can of sugary drink. This is the drops of youth cream, get them from blah blah blah, I've got nothing to tell yous....blah blah blah, sips from straw, wax melts, not ma fault, cozy time, scratches neck, sips from drink, so aye.