"I am not a skin specialist"
Wow! Really?
Wow! Really?
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Taking the credit for Beauty Bay selling out.....he is such a twit. Deciem have an offer on their products at the moment, so everyone is stocking up, nothing to do with wannabe trailblazer Martin.
Edit to add... they haven't sold out. I just tried ordering it (such is my loathing of this twit) and it's in stock in the 30ml
Edit to add... they haven't sold out. I just tried ordering it (such is my loathing of this twit) and it's in stock in the 30ml
Marion's pure broke the internet tonight. He'll take the credit for that alright but not any associated issues.
Fuckwit.
And we know you're not a skin specialist (reiterated three times) 'cos you can't say xzeeema properly.
Fuckwit.
And we know you're not a skin specialist (reiterated three times) 'cos you can't say xzeeema properly.
".....so aye" really tickled me
He's the worlds biggest bleep. How Derek can stand him I'll never know
I actually think Derek is stoned most of the time.
I don't blame him, I'd be whacked off my tits on smack if I had to live with St Melvin
Wonder what he’s thinking?
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Howling with laughter here 
Even my gran knows about The Ordinary. He's so cutting edge. 
Must look up the ingredients in that youth drops, I'm guessing it's the same stuff as most. He's started saying x zeema as we took the piss out of him saying x eey ma.
Must look up the ingredients in that youth drops, I'm guessing it's the same stuff as most. He's started saying x zeema as we took the piss out of him saying x eey ma.
FYI Marion, x ma.Even my gran knows about The Ordinary. He's so cutting edge.
Must look up the ingredients in that youth drops, I'm guessing it's the same stuff as most. He's started saying x zeema as we took the piss out of him saying x eey ma.
"Why do I have the long slender fingers of a serial killer?"
Did he actually say that
Nah, but come on, they really do look like the hands of a strangler don't they?
And my baw bags swelled up to this size, as the zoflora gods styled my hair with the plastic hand scrubber and all my lovelies swooned into their wax melts as a voice from above declared "So aye Saint Mario, ambassador of instagram small businesses and shiny crap, here is a free Aldi candle, go forth and spread your gospel"
A stranglerNah, but come on, they really do look like the hands of a strangler don't they?
Strangler 
You’d have to be
That he broke the internet and now beauty bay will send him some pure beaut gifts
Some cats are just shitbags but every cat I’ve known to act the way Rayn does has been abused in some way... Just saying.
I’m so glad Martins adding that big silver thing to his wall, it’s just what the flat was needing, it just wasn’t quite busy enough
“This item wasn’t gifted, I bought it it’s my own money. They don’t know anything about me on Instagram, which is probably a good thing”
Wtf! The narcissistic cock womble. He has a very inflated opinion of himself. Not everyone on Instagram knows about you, Martin!
Wtf! The narcissistic cock womble. He has a very inflated opinion of himself. Not everyone on Instagram knows about you, Martin!
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