But you are forgetting about all the important work he does for his ‘lovelies’ and running his wax welts empire!
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Martin oh martin 
No offence to nurses, I know you tend to the sick but Jesus-Mario lays hands upon the sick and dead, and with a spritz of zoflora can heal them. I heard he once cured a leper by burning a Mario candle & sticking one of his reed diffusers up his arse. True story!
He makes it look even smaller by how he has his sofa placed. If’s a couple of feet from the window - if it was pushed back under the window, it would look a lot more roomy! Maybe that’s where he chucks all the shite NOT on show
Well, that told us didn’t it! He doesn’t do this for a job and it takes 3 hours to do all those shake n vac boomerangs. 
somebody feels unappreciated
somebody feels unappreciated Is that because, in reality, you don’t actually need to use 8,285 gifted / pointless products, and can whizz round with a couple of bottles, maybe a cloth, sponge and hoover in half the time. But you wouldn’t show that, would you....?Well, that told us didn’t it! He doesn’t do this for a job and it takes 3 hours to do all those shake n vac boomerangs.
His 'housecoat' 
That's what some Scottish people call their dressing gowns. I call it a dressing gownHis 'housecoat'
Ahh, I'll let him off then. I thought it was more of his delusions, because it's clearly a towelling dressing gown.That's what some Scottish people call their dressing gowns. I call it a dressing gown
I'm Glaswegian and I call it housecoat. My husbands from a wee bit further round (helensburgh) and he calls it dressing grown.
“My signature scent bringing mates together 
” but it’s not your scent Saint Mario bringer of peace to the world .
Hinting for a sleigh for in front of his Xmas tree from the people who made that bell in a box he bought Derek last year . A few weeks time he will be on saying how surprised he has is after being #gifted a personalised sleigh and the company didn’t need to do that ,he only gave them a shout out and they’re the nicest of the nicest people .
” but it’s not your scent Saint Mario bringer of peace to the world .Hinting for a sleigh for in front of his Xmas tree from the people who made that bell in a box he bought Derek last year . A few weeks time he will be on saying how surprised he has is after being #gifted a personalised sleigh and the company didn’t need to do that ,he only gave them a shout out and they’re the nicest of the nicest people .
A bell in a box? Is that Mario in one of those portaloos?“My signature scent bringing mates together
Hinting for a sleigh for in front of his Xmas tree from the people who made that bell in a box he bought Derek last year . A few weeks time he will be on saying how surprised he has is after being #gifted a personalised sleigh and the company didn’t need to do that ,he only gave them a shout out and they’re the nicest of the nicest people .
they are holding a bottle of Tom Ford. FFS, a bell end in a box is about right. More front than Blackpool pier“My signature scent bringing mates together
Mario talking about the teal trunk he got sent and slipping it over his wee fingers whilst saying he's got "big man hands, like there's no denying I've got big mon hands"
*camera pans into dainty soft thin fingered delicate little hands*
Mario your hands are far far farrrrrrrrr from being big man hands.
Sit the duck down pal.
*camera pans into dainty soft thin fingered delicate little hands*
Mario your hands are far far farrrrrrrrr from being big man hands.
Sit the duck down pal.
“Everyone is burning Mario this Sunday”
I will just leave this here,
I will just leave this here,
What the flying duck is going on with his hair, in general? Does he cut it himself? Does dozy Derek do it for him? It’s like the dog has been at him! It looks a bleeping state and I’m sure it wasn’t like that this morning?!
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Looks like his barber has a white stick and walks with a dog.
Ferfucksake, now he’s banging on about the twatting Ava May wank melts, in SemiChem; namely ‘his’. Saying that he’s remained grounded and doesn’t think about how big it is?
It’s not, you cockwaffle! It’s a blag scent that the sheep want to buy! I’m sure Tom Ford is thrilled that his creation is being copied into lumps of wax and being melted throughout the UK to St Martin’s followers; arse licking him through his ‘journey’.
It’s not, you cockwaffle! It’s a blag scent that the sheep want to buy! I’m sure Tom Ford is thrilled that his creation is being copied into lumps of wax and being melted throughout the UK to St Martin’s followers; arse licking him through his ‘journey’.
Apparently he's not banged on about his avamay and semichem wax melt thingy....... HAHA HAHAHAHA Mario you kill me with your jokes.
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