Those hideous throws, looks like knotted carrier bags, are my fave bit of his hideous flat. 
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Really thinks he's hit the big time doesn't he. Bless
Another day of Saint Mario talking about Saint Mario . Laughing to himself about answering the door naked 
and all the sheep tagging him thinking it’s hysterical . It’s a made up story 
, why wait until now to talk about it ?
Someone #gift him a hair transplant as I think he will be bald in a years time .
and all the sheep tagging him thinking it’s hysterical . It’s a made up story , why wait until now to talk about it ?Someone #gift him a hair transplant as I think he will be bald in a years time .
don't shoot me but the littler tray doesn't need to smell IF he cleans it properly and regular. I don't have my litter trays in the kitchen, I know a lot of ppl who have them in their bathroom, to me that's madness but I guess you need to do whats best in your house, its only a 1 bed flat too so hes stuck for space with all the tit he buys tooAnd the cheap wrapped kitchen tops ...right next to the tumble dryer in middle of floor and the stinking cat tray where you cook
Just can’t deal with him tonight. Just no
Oh here we go talking as if he runs Ava May with Hannah . He talks about his gifted candles she sends him and puts up every single photo the sheep tag him in ,that’s it . This guy is really on a different planet , he’s so full of himself it’s unreal .
He’s on about he wished sometimes he didn’t have Instagram , so do we Saint Mario .
He’s on about he wished sometimes he didn’t have Instagram , so do we Saint Mario .
He has no self awareness whatsoever. Says he isn't letting anything go to his head, and then, like you say, all he does is re-post people blowing smoke up his skinny, skinny arse.
What would he do if wax welts didn't exist? I suppose at least it saves us from the singing.
After a freebie scratching post for Rayn me thinks!
And now dismissive was he of poor Dereks book?!
And now dismissive was he of poor Dereks book?!
duck me, how many dots? And this isn't him gabbing?
How to use a sponge? Really? Also, how is he wittering about needing strength to wring the sponge out, I thought he had huge big man paws? And he only uses water with it? So why does he boomerang all the cleaning products? Make yer mind up Mario.
Hey guess what, Mario is going to chillax tonight. Doesn't he do that every single day, when he urges everyone to put their heating on full blast? Props to him for admitting he is boring though.
Derek is a bloody saint putting up with him.
How to use a sponge? Really? Also, how is he wittering about needing strength to wring the sponge out, I thought he had huge big man paws? And he only uses water with it? So why does he boomerang all the cleaning products? Make yer mind up Mario.
Hey guess what, Mario is going to chillax tonight. Doesn't he do that every single day, when he urges everyone to put their heating on full blast? Props to him for admitting he is boring though.
Derek is a bloody saint putting up with him.
Genuinely can’t believe the way he’s going on about that bleeping book 
Why does he sound like Ja'Mie King when he's talking about the book?
why Does he always sound like he’s talking through his nose 
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The way he is going on about Mrs H book . What an arse kisser he is .
“ oh look there is a colouring in page “ that just says all you need to know about him
. The way he is going on about Mrs H book
. What an arse kisser he is . “ oh look there is a colouring in page “ that just says all you need to know about him
Does Mario ever leave the house? It’s just occurred to me he must be one of the few instagrammers that literally only ever films himself in his house. Strange.
I hate how he speaks to Derek. He’s so condescending. When Derek was saying about the book he was reading was ‘really quite inspiring actually’ - he just rolled his eyes and scoffed.
He just laughs in his face, like a bully. Horrible little tit bag.
He just laughs in his face, like a bully. Horrible little tit bag.
Few days behind. Figured out what the fake story was all about- begging for some gifted hair plugs to go with his gifted teeth. When he says “sometimes I wonder why I keep this account” hahaha aye sure pal.
Did he say he used his teal trunk on the TOILET as he was filming himself cleaning the kitchen sink with it?
First time watching Mario and his stories this morning and have to say, the Burnistoun guys have really outdone themselves with this character.
Hinch’s dot to dot book (two copies, one gifted, obvs) “Oh well done hen!!”
Wait...what? This isn’t a spoof??!
And I’m getting he stays about half an hour away from me too
Hinch’s dot to dot book (two copies, one gifted, obvs) “Oh well done hen!!”
Wait...what? This isn’t a spoof??!
And I’m getting he stays about half an hour away from me too
I noticed that too.Did he say he used his teal trunk on the TOILET as he was filming himself cleaning the kitchen sink with it?
That'll be why he's got a sore stomach today! And he then cleans his make up brushes with it tooI noticed that too.
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