Cleaning With Mario #2

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Why the hell is St Martin acting like he now owns ava may 🙈 Also anyone notice how he mentioned the still game tickets and his brother after it was mentioned on here. So predictable ... the only reason they went is because it was a freebie 🙈
Hahaha what did he say?! 🤣🤭
 
Oh he’s gone and got himself a snazzy little ‘ring light’ - like a superstar vlogger! So we get more hand motions and even more flare from all his mirrored glittery shite in the background!
He really loves himself, doesn’t he?!
 
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His real name is Martin... whaaaaaaat.
I can’t recover from this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Just when you thot he couldn’t possibly be any more of a dick 😂🤣😂🤣

Oh he’s gone and got himself a snazzy little ‘ring light’ - like a superstar vlogger! So we get more hand motions and even more flare from all his mirrored glittery shite in the background!
He really loves himself, doesn’t he?!
What’s a ring light .... is that so Derek can see where he’s going? 🙈🙈🙈🙈🤣😂🤣😂
 
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If Mario crawls up Hannah’s arse anymore he will disappear . I hope Saint Mario has declared his second income to the tax man , since he is running the Ava May empire .
 
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It annoys me so much how at the start of the whole Ava May/SemiChem rant he goes he doesnt like talking about this. Yeh, no Mario, you really do. He repeats himself over and over and over again.
 
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And now he is showing each and every purchase of Ava May/Semichem wank welts. Sweet Jesus. It’s going to be a long... multiple dot kind of day!

Why he feels the need to repost private messages, pisses me off. They’re private, the person (deluded fool) sending it, didn’t intend for it to be shown to the masses of Mario/Martin disciples!

When he comes on later, he’s going to be ‘pure buzzin’ from all the ‘hunners’ of messages that he’s had throughout the day. But, Hannah so deserves this journey - he’s only a small margin of it - don’t forget! Yet he wanks on about it all much more than Hannah!! 😖
 
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And now he is showing each and every purchase of Ava May/Semichem wank welts. Sweet Jesus. It’s going to be a long... multiple dot kind of day!

Why he feels the need to repost private messages, pisses me off. They’re private, the person (deluded fool) sending it, didn’t intend for it to be shown to the masses of Mario/Martin disciples!

When he comes on later, he’s going to be ‘pure buzzin’ from all the ‘hunners’ of messages that he’s had throughout the day. But, Hannah so deserves this journey - he’s only a small margin of it - don’t forget! Yet he wanks on about it all much more than Hannah!! 😖
He is showing the messages because it was brought up on here that he always goes on about thousands of messages that we didn’t believe he got . A few days later he starts showing one or two messages but without the name . Bet it’s his Mum and sister sending him the messages ,that’s why we never see the name .
 
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The way he is carrying on its as if
1. He has created this scent himself (rather than just copying Tom Ford), hand blending the ingredients that he has sourced after years of trial and error.
2. It’s been launched to incredible fanfare, something on the scale of hysteria when Apple launched the iPad-not a small fronting on a shelf below boxes of chocolates and above toilet cleaner. 🤦‍♀️
 
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The way he is carrying on its as if
1. He has created this scent himself (rather than just copying Tom Ford), hand blending the ingredients that he has sourced after years of trial and error.
2. It’s been launched to incredible fanfare, something on the scale of hysteria when Apple launched the iPad-not a small fronting on a shelf below boxes of chocolates and above toilet cleaner. 🤦‍♀️
Yes to all of this! 👆🏼

Martin has delusions of grandeur methinks.

What a gobshite.
 

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Does anyone remember the cushion on his bed with a photo of Mario and Derek on?
Wonder if the reverse has a photo of his ‘slaved over’ wax melts? Maybe he could do another ‘colab’ with B&M or The Range and flog then?
 
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Got this far and said enough is enough - I'd say his head is so big it'll not fit on the paisley Express
Exactly! Surely postage and packaging from doing an online order would be cheaper than driving 70 miles, less impact on the environment and better time management?
Plus, it’s for some smelly bits of candle? I just don’t get it. 🤷‍♀️
 
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Ooh, he let Derek speak! Not for very long mind. Can't have him stealing Martin's thunder #gloryhog
 
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He is still acting as though he had negotiated this deal, he’s a 100% a perfectionist, he’s created ‘the most successful launch ever’ 🤔 apart from when it comes down to any trouble shooting. ‘It’s not ma fault, you need to ring the store’

And why does Derek always look like he stumbled off the set of an 80’s porn film?
 
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And now he is showing each and every purchase of Ava May/Semichem wank welts. Sweet Jesus. It’s going to be a long... multiple dot kind of day!

Why he feels the need to repost private messages, pisses me off. They’re private, the person (deluded fool) sending it, didn’t intend for it to be shown to the masses of Mario/Martin disciples!

When he comes on later, he’s going to be ‘pure buzzin’ from all the ‘hunners’ of messages that he’s had throughout the day. But, Hannah so deserves this journey - he’s only a small margin of it - don’t forget! Yet he wanks on about it all much more than Hannah!! 😖
Wank welts 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
 
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