Cleaning With Mario #2

[Caughtredhanded]

Suggestion. Mario, Martin woe is me, have yous all seem ma STUNNIN tree?

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Mario talking about the teal trunk he got sent and slipping it over his wee fingers whilst saying he's got "big man hands, like there's no denying I've got big mon hands"

*camera pans into dainty soft thin fingered delicate little hands*

Mario your hands are far far farrrrrrrrr from being big man hands.

Sit the fuck down pal.

 

[Frankensooze]

This is my most favourite thread on Tattle! I love how much we loathe St Melvin

Yep, he is Christmas every day.

In twenty years time they'll be on a channel 5 show, *remember instagram influencers* maid Marion will still be buying grey tat and his flat will be filled to the ceiling with his hoarded stuff. Derek will have run off with the postie. Rayn will have long ago died, and is mummified under all the stuff.

 

[4tuhju]

I'd honestly rather walk into someone's home and see a giant flashing neon swastika than this bullshit

 

[Flozora]

I hate how he speaks to Derek. He’s so condescending. When Derek was saying about the book he was reading was ‘really quite inspiring actually’ - he just rolled his eyes and scoffed.
He just laughs in his face, like a bully. Horrible little shit bag.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

There’s so much wrong with what he is saying

“Sometimes I don’t know who’s watching” is he trying to claim he knows his 80,000 followers?

“A great support of my crazy life” firstly your life is NOT crazy Martin, that’s the chemicals from the cleaning products talking.
Secondly a great support how?

He really is a giant tit with pink ribbon and glitter on top

 

[Pinkloopsy]

Excuse my ignorance but does everyone in Paisley accentuate words such as Haime and Flairs or do they say home and floors?!

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Ermmm lads. What the fuck is this? Has Melvin lost all sense of taste? I mean i know he didn't have much taste, but fuck me...

 

[Flozora]

His brother is quite the style icon! Can see where Marion gets it from!

 

[Be More Pacific]

@pretty_blunt has ripped both him and Ava May a new arsehole tonight on her Insta stories

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

He is still acting as though he had negotiated this deal, he’s a 100% a perfectionist, he’s created ‘the most successful launch ever’ apart from when it comes down to any trouble shooting. ‘It’s not ma fault, you need to ring the store’

And why does Derek always look like he stumbled off the set of an 80’s porn film?

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

X Zeema

Oh don’t, I’m crying here what with his hair and his X zeeeeema

 

[Greedy beggy]

A bit of topic but I seen this today and couldn’t help think of the likes of Martin ,

Mrs Hinch and all the others who think they are god because they have lots of followers

 

[Nellyellie]

I just don’t understand why people video themselves crying!....

Its obviously tragic that a young girl has died, horrible. But people who are complete strangers and don’t know the story (he hasn’t disclosed any facts from what I can see- except that she died suddenly and I’m assuming it was a brain tumour) are crying at him getting semi- emotional.
I’m empathetic and cry at everything but WHY do they need to video themselves!?! People are weird

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

So many of ma new followers and lovelies have been asking about ma flowers in ma #gifted bog, and want to know where I bought ma diamanté pebble turds from. Well, because I like to support businesses and I know they will sell out I got them from ShitesRUs who also do a gawjusssss mirrored pisspot. ooooo I would love one of those #madeupstorytodropsomehintsforfreebies

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

The way he is carrying on its as if
1. He has created this scent himself (rather than just copying Tom Ford), hand blending the ingredients that he has sourced after years of trial and error.
2. It’s been launched to incredible fanfare, something on the scale of hysteria when Apple launched the iPad-not a small fronting on a shelf below boxes of chocolates and above toilet cleaner.

 

[NoodlesToodles]

Stumbled across this nitwits hideous tree because someone I follow liked it. All I can say is that his living room must be where christmas has gone to die. Each to their own but I cannot find one positive thing to say about this abhorrence. He is so utterly self obsessed, what kind of self centred twat puts their own catchphrase on top of their tree and on their front door?? I hope his neighbours know how 'lucky' they are to live alongside such a superstar.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

The bastard indeed!!



If I wanted into a department store and seen him (I think he works in Debenhams?) I can asure you I wouldn't run up and be like OMG ITS MARIO, MARIO I LOVE YOU, MARIO TAKE A SELFIE WITH ME......O M G IM SO LUCKY TO HAVE MET YOU. All I would do is a swift walk in the other direction out of there and prob order online instead....glad I don't venture into Glasgow much if that's whats lurking around for me to engage with

I wonder what his co-workers think of him? I bet they all hate him as much as we do. At least we can turn him off, they're stuck with the gurning little cunt for a whole shift

 

[Starburst123]

It’s taken me ages to figure out who he looks like but I’ve finally worked it out. It’s..... the art attack head.

 

[4tuhju]

"Prezzo is spot on italian food"
Get tae absolute fuck Martin, prezzo is about as italian as dolmio sauce