Cleaning With Mario #2

[Badaboom]

FFS! I cannot cope with this nonsensical rambling! Does he honestly read this back and think it’s okay?

I still mourn for poor Bally whenever she is...

She is probably sitting somewhere with Alan from Woodhill dental care, talking about the old days when they were part of Saint Martins journey on his platform

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

What’s that got to do with anything?

He is clearly as thick as shit and allows Melvin to do whatever he likes. Derek could do so much better than Melvin but has settled.

Whaf on the name of fuck is that fluffy abomination under his tree? It looks like cunting roadkill! Note the strangle fingers...

 

[Greedy beggy]

The same old shit . How kind the woman who sent the bed scarf is . He wouldn’t share it if he didn’t think it was quality blah blah blah . He got it free but guess what she sent a 15% discount code for you to buy it . Oh how generous you are Saint Mario . Saint Mario saviour of the small Instagram business .

He is “waiting on a Chinese coming from the Chinese “ Well you learn something new everyday watching Mario .

 

[Badaboom]

Who is this Bally?

Bally used to draw on Martins brows. She was the best, the only person he would trust with his brows- you get the idea. Until this latest brow person came along. Bally was his first brow journey, I think he is now on his return trip.

 

[Mack84]

My favourite line was also “yes I have heard from Sophie and she’s fine”

oh sorry we still talking about Sophie? I thought this was all about you now Mario? Oh and ps heard from her? Her liking your message is not a convo hun.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

He thought he would personally come on ????? WTF????? Like he would usually send on a spokesperson?

DICK HEAD

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Moaning about Instagram trying to charge him I haven’t had enough coffee yet to unpick everything that’s wrong with him expecting to be able to advertise himself for free.

Mario’s mafia he definitely wants what Sophie has, he even let slip when he was dribbling over her book that he was jealous

Ladies, where is Mario from? Glasgow?

The gutter

*sips from saucer of milk*

 

[4tuhju]

Promise?

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

You must be so jealous, exactly the same as me. That’s how it works isn’t it, if he’s a cock it’s just because we are jealous?

I can't speak for you but I am incredibly jealous of his door knocker chair and padded mirrors

Thinking of which, why does he have padded mirrors? Is it so when he goes in to give himself a massive snog, he doesn't rupture his massive forehead?

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

I'm actually getting worried about the amount of flammable goods cluttered around his house drenched in zoflora/dettol/cheap Asda cleaning product.

He is just one lit wax melt away from his post last weekend "everyone is burning Mario" coming true.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

He is trying to get another # off the ground though

#Mariosfinds.

I can think of a better one

#Martins-shite

 

[CrazyCatLady101]

He is showing the messages because it was brought up on here that he always goes on about thousands of messages that we didn’t believe he got . A few days later he starts showing one or two messages but without the name . Bet it’s his Mum and sister sending him the messages ,that’s why we never see the name .

its co workers too.... I actually know this cos I know one of them and cringed when he showed it haha

Not everyone from Scotland is that deluded

I will second this!! I am the other side of Glasgow from him and if I ever was to meet him I would run the other way...not shout for a selfie

 

[Flozora]

“This item wasn’t gifted, I bought it it’s my own money. They don’t know anything about me on Instagram, which is probably a good thing”

Wtf! The narcissistic cock womble. He has a very inflated opinion of himself. Not everyone on Instagram knows about you, Martin!

 

[airyfairy76]

Is he putting AD on the bed he BOUGHT HIMSELF out of some misunderstanding of what an ad is? Or it is it actually more conniving than that, and he's hoping it will look like bigger brands are "collaborating" with him?

 

[4tuhju]

He has also completely ruined this emoji for me.

When he puts that emoji next to some of his new "stunnin" tat I always imagine its holding a full dog poo bag

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

#melvinsstranglerfingers

 

[Flozora]

Martin has a spare hour, so he’s doing a Q&A. I’m pissing myself at some of his answers. He fancies himself as an interior designer? And his real name is actually Mario, he says. There are some gems amongst those answers. He works at Debenhams (which we all knew) in merchandising/delivery - he kept the delivery bit quiet! Does that mean he is a product replenished? They don’t even let him loose with the customers?! There’s absolutely no shame in being a delivery person or a shelf stacker - but he so makes out that he’s more than that!
Oh Martin. You cock waffle.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Oh christ it's Monday isn't it? That means it's beige heart attack on a plate night. Mario will have to give that bog an extra good scrub tomorrow, i bet it'll look like an explosion in a chocolate factory

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

There is nothing 'diamond' like about this guy at all, he's a cubic zirconia cockwomble who has no taste and zero comprehension of what mental health issues actually are, nor what a troll actually is.

Laughing so hard at the hundreds of pounds comment....even that's generous. More like £50.00 on Shpock if it's payday Friday.

 

[HeidiHole]

This is the first time I’ve heard of this Mario - surely it’s a parody account? It can’t be real?! He’s SO CRINGE! I haven’t laughed so much in ages!!

What a twat!