Cleaning With Mario #2

[Greedy beggy]

If Mario crawls up Hannah’s arse anymore he will disappear . I hope Saint Mario has declared his second income to the tax man , since he is running the Ava May empire .

 

[Greedy beggy]

His actual words when talking about the bed company “ It’s life changing when I give someone like a shout out “ . Someone needs to slap this guy back to reality , life changing , really ? What a tosser he is .
I bet Derrick doesn’t want Mario to go to his work night out as he will embarrass him by telling everyone “ do you know who I am ? “
That chair with the door knocker on the back ,yep that’s his style

 

[Pinkloopsy]

I still mourn for poor Bally whenever she is...

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Taking the credit for Beauty Bay selling out.....he is such a twat. Deciem have an offer on their products at the moment, so everyone is stocking up, nothing to do with wannabe trailblazer Martin.

Edit to add... they haven't sold out. I just tried ordering it (such is my loathing of this twat) and it's in stock in the 30ml

 

[Greedy beggy]

Buying a M&S tree then putting that on top of it .

 

[Flozora]

He just can’t help himself. He’s only been on and posted something by someone else - bigging himself up saying how wonderful he is?! What a narcissistic cunt he is. Truly. So much for the ‘much needed’ insta break?!

He’ll be sat there in Blackpool, sucking on a rock cock and weeping into Dopey Dereks sausage dinner that he’s not with his mate ‘Soph’ and all the other toiletries!

Posting that has surely made him feel better. Knob.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Nobody wants to hear about Mario in ANY sort of sexual scenario.
But... Do we think he even takes of his grey dressing gown for the thirty seconds of horror???

I don't think he does, I don't even think he washes it. I bet if you got one of those CSI lights and shined it over his dressing gown, it would look like an explosion in a porn studio

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Melvin is following the old adage "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen". How could he go silent for a day and leave his mafia with no one to story themselves laughing till they piss themselves about how funny Melvin Christ is?
I bet he got a tiny little woody when he opened up insta and saw 3 post menopausal women had messaged him, asking if he was ok.

 

[Be More Pacific]

Marion's pure broke the internet tonight. He'll take the credit for that alright but not any associated issues.

Fuckwit.

And we know you're not a skin specialist (reiterated three times) 'cos you can't say xzeeema properly.

EXACTLY! Every single night it's the same thing, these are my drops of youth, get them from this 'lovelie lassie' (why doesn't he use autocorrect I will never know) who deserves everything wonderful on her journey on her platform. Sips from a plastic straw out of a can of sugary drink. This is the drops of youth cream, get them from blah blah blah, I've got nothing to tell yous....blah blah blah, sips from straw, wax melts, not ma fault, cozy time, scratches neck, sips from drink, so aye.

".....so aye" really tickled me

 

[Lovethyneighbour]

Blatant beg for carpets now, these influenzers sicken me with their begging. There are people out there struggling to get by day by day.
None of them give a damn nor help to support those in need, so far up their own backsides. Greed is such an evil trait.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Right I call all people on this thread to send me their turds! I shall dye them dove grey and dip them in glitter. St Melvin will be the first person to be #gifted our special #glitterlogs We shall make a killing on this business! Maybe even Hinch will buy a #glitterlog ?

SEND THEM TO MY PO BOX HUNS!!!!!

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I'm convinced Mario is a Limmy (as in Limmy's show) creation that came to life somehow. He is just a complete caricature and cannot possibly be a real, live, unironic human being.

 

[Pinkloopsy]

The carpet begging is beyond obvious if you want to help the small business as you love to tell us you do buy the ducking carpets and support them doing it this way. Does any one know a carpet company...... yes Martin GOOGLE does!

 

[Lottiedooda]

What makes me laugh is all of the Instagramers 'supporting' all of these local businesses. Receiving stuff for free and not ever buying anything is not supporting them

 

[Badaboom]

“When you get the club before the public” er yeah because it’s 8.00 and no ones out that early... that’s why you twit, not because you’re special!!!

What does he even mean, before the public? Is he not ‘the public’ who does he think he is? aaarrrrggh!

I know Martin didn’t write this, but it made me laugh! Wish someone would hit the nails in his coffin

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

What risk did he take?seriously? Did he invest his time? Money? Ingenuity? No, he stole Tom Ford’s scent (so someone else’s work, reputation etc...) and cheapened it by plastering his name all over the plastic box.
He really has a massive sense of entitlement for sitting in front of his ring light and downloading the boomerang app on his phone.

 

[Mack84]

Resisting the urge to send him a message right now. Who the hell does he think he is!!!! Also going on about trolls saying they have mental health problems cause they clearly aren’t “normal” so people with mental health struggles aren’t normal to him?? He honestly thinks he’s on the same level as Hinch!! I tell you what’s not normal mario is the actual scale of how much you are a delusional fuck wit!!!

 

[unhinched]

Why was everyone creaming themselves the other day about Mario getting a new bed, I mean it's a new bed.. Granted it's better than that vile headboard he had before. I have literally never seen something so disgusting as that old headboard. The new one isn't to my taste either but jeepers he just got a new bed folks, even Mrs Hinch did a story on it, whyyyyy.

The new light fixture may just be the second most disgusting thing I've ever seen, his taste is really gross.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

“Everyone is burning Mario this Sunday”

I will just leave this here,

 

[airyfairy76]

If he spells Lovely “Lovelie’ one more time, I’m going to punch a hole through my iPad...