His story today is him getting in first before it's pointed out to him that his tree looks shite.
The problem is Martin, you have contributed to the idea of needing a a tree to be insta worthy.
For weeks we have seen on your stories details about your decorations, what you have bought, what you have had gifted, the tree you were going to have, the replacement tree, the fucking angst about it all.
And the tripe about not wanting your tree to be like anyone else's.
You have 'suggested' people go and look for similar stuff and pointed out where to find it, you have copied other people's ideas as well. I can guarantee there will be 20,000 trees that look just like yours Martin.