But you are forgetting about all the important work he does for his ‘lovelies’ and running his wax welts empire!
But you are forgetting about all the important work he does for his ‘lovelies’ and running his wax welts empire!He’s worked 5 days and he’s “exhausted”. Oh bless. He should try being a nurse and end up with a shitty rota of 8 x 13hr shifts!! As well as run a house and care for a family, and a cat, and a dog... he has not got a shitting clue!
No offence to nurses, I know you tend to the sick but Jesus-Mario lays hands upon the sick and dead, and with a spritz of zoflora can heal them. I heard he once cured a leper by burning a Mario candle & sticking one of his reed diffusers up his arse. True story!He’s worked 5 days and he’s “exhausted”. Oh bless. He should try being a nurse and end up with a shitty rota of 8 x 13hr shifts!! As well as run a house and care for a family, and a cat, and a dog... he has not got a shitting clue!
He makes it look even smaller by how he has his sofa placed. If’s a couple of feet from the window - if it was pushed back under the window, it would look a lot more roomy! Maybe that’s where he chucks all the shite NOT on showHis house looks immaculate.....hats off to him for that! but his lounge is awfy cluttered looking now. That chair with all the shite pilled on it would rip my knitting
Is that because, in reality, you don’t actually need to use 8,285 gifted / pointless products, and can whizz round with a couple of bottles, maybe a cloth, sponge and hoover in half the time. But you wouldn’t show that, would you....?Well, that told us didn’t it! He doesn’t do this for a job and it takes 3 hours to do all those shake n vac boomerangs.somebody feels unappreciated
That's what some Scottish people call their dressing gowns. I call it a dressing gownHis 'housecoat'
Ahh, I'll let him off then. I thought it was more of his delusions, because it's clearly a towelling dressing gown.That's what some Scottish people call their dressing gowns. I call it a dressing gown
A bell in a box? Is that Mario in one of those portaloos?“My signature scent bringing mates together” but it’s not your scent Saint Mario bringer of peace to the world .
Hinting for a sleigh for in front of his Xmas tree from the people who made that bell in a box he bought Derek last year . A few weeks time he will be on saying how surprised he has is after being #gifted a personalised sleigh and the company didn’t need to do that ,he only gave them a shout out and they’re the nicest of the nicest people .
they are holding a bottle of Tom Ford. FFS, a bell end in a box is about right. More front than Blackpool pier“My signature scent bringing mates together”
Looks like his barber has a white stick and walks with a dog.What the flying fuck is going on with his hair, in general? Does he cut him himself? Does dozy Derek do it for him? It’s like the dog has been at him! It looks a Fucking state and I’m sure it wasn’t like that this morning?!
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