And Red Leicester for special occasions.Cheese strings too
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I thought this and then I thought maybe the monogrammed ones might have a waterproof soleWhy has he changed his slippers between hoovering the salmon beach towel (where he was wearing a knitted bootee) and cleaning his flairs (where he was sporting his monogrammed numbers)?
Surely he’s not pulling the old Hinch trick of filming his content on different days of the week and pretending he did it all on one day?
The day Maid Marion moves out Derek will be running from room to room not knowing what to do with all the space he now has. So much clutter.
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He’ll probably buy dairyleaAnyone ever seen Marion eat cheese?
Thought not.
Maybe he'll invite the rats down for nibbles
I was gonna ask @Cagayu to work her magic, but tbh it already looks like him...even down to the strangler fingers 
Crikey! They would be twins! Jus stunning. Now I kinda want to see what he looks like baldI was gonna ask @Cagayu to work her magic, but tbh it already looks like him...even down to the strangler fingers
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Rustlers cheeseburgers cut up into totie wee pieces as bespoke tapass ma lovelie. Can’t forget the crissss on the side to dip into the PrimulaCheese strings too
Primula!
I feel like I am back at nans house in the 80s when she served primula and ritz crackers at parties cos it was ‘posh’ Like 'Mario's ' flat it's getting a bit cluttered in here my lovelies, but that could be because I've been inspired by his sister's antipasta cheese selection board and cat pate that I've now eaten my weight in cheese. Can't wait to see what the boujee new thread names going to be aye and so forth
I expect the the reason she’s not been on in few days ...that and the fact she’s probably read her thread on here and just can’t take it that we can see what a car crash life she leads ..that and the fact that she’s a lazy lying looney!!!!!
It keeps making me laugh too! Reminds me of the scene in Mean Girls with the candy canes. ‘Bad karma for you Glen Coco’Every time I think about “karma for you also” I keep laughing
New thread time here’s my suggestions ma lovelies -
Cleaning with Mario - Confessions of a Paisley Housewife
Or
Cleaning with Mario - The Real Housewives of Paisley
Cleaning with Mario - Confessions of a Paisley Housewife
Or
Cleaning with Mario - The Real Housewives of Paisley
I was gonna ask @Cagayu to work her magic, but tbh it already looks like him...even down to the strangler fingers
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Seems her thread has been silenced /closed she seems to have some protection on here as previous threads she needed to hit 10k now she has the rules have changed...it was very popular her thread sho aye
Title suggestion, an edited version of the one I suggested on Sunday, minus the swearing 
Confessions of the Paisley Hobbit in a Hoosecoat.
Confessions of the Paisley Hobbit in a Hoosecoat.
He was steam mopping the floor today, I'm sure he is using that mop incorrectly the steam comes out the front and the pad sits behind...
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I didn’t know you had to use them that way round. My shark steam mop was tit but if I was using it wrong that explains everything
With a pickle on top? My husband has this every Hogmanay (he’s 35)Primula!
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