FFS Melvin, Tesco gonna be gutted 
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Hang on, I thought Tesco was his absoloot staple! He really is a shallow idiot.
He sits on a throne of lies!!!!!!!!
Exactly! Just makes an already small room feel even more smaller and claustrophobic. why do they even need another TV in there?
I like how his christmas shopping comes from Poundland, Home Bargains and M&S (presumably utilising Dereks 20% staff discount).He reserves all the big lavish spending for himself.
Please let the new thread contain a mix of some of the following words;
Tiny man/hoosecoat/ pointless Dyson/staple/clutter
He really is fascinating isn’t he
However the Dyson really irriterates me. I want to message him. Why, in the name of all that’s holy, do you have a Dyson???? WHY?? Oh I forgot. It’s a status symbol like his fake bag/trainers/scarf 
that we can all see right through!
Yes. That’s a spelling error on purpose
Tiny man/hoosecoat/ pointless Dyson/staple/clutter
He really is fascinating isn’t he
However the Dyson really irriterates me. I want to message him. Why, in the name of all that’s holy, do you have a Dyson???? WHY?? Oh I forgot. It’s a status symbol like his fake bag/trainers/scarf that we can all see right through!Yes. That’s a spelling error on purpose
But it’s boujee and plush
Isn't it a sharkPlease let the new thread contain a mix of some of the following words;
Tiny man/hoosecoat/ pointless Dyson/staple/clutter
He really is fascinating isn’t he
Yes. That’s a spelling error on purpose
A cheeseboard????
Copying his sister krystal chandelier with the boards maybe he’s having the family roon the tapas table for cheese n biscuits
But he doesn't like clutter, he's just gonna store it beside his bespoke bathroom cabinet in the living room, so aye
Anyone ever seen Marion eat cheese?
Thought not.
Maybe he'll invite the rats down for nibbles
Thought not.
Maybe he'll invite the rats down for nibbles
Excuse you ma lovelie, I think you’ll find there are always a stash of rustler CHEESE burgers in the fridge! KARMER FOR YOU TOO!
gosh I hope not poor #FREEDEREK . If Manbagzda were to get his strangler hands on cheese his ibs will be through the flair boardsAnyone ever seen Marion eat cheese?
Thought not.
Maybe he'll invite the rats down for nibbles
Oh my what an honour to get a thread title (potentially) xOh, it's too late in the day for #20 now but this has to be a thread title at some point
Busy morning hoovering the edges of the peach beach towel I see
Oh he’s really rippin ma knitting the day 
So is this stuff ON TOP of the entire UK supply of the Eco stuff he’s bought??? Whit aboot his boujee sensitive wee skin. My arse.....the only irritation is him! Can you tell I’m having a bad day
So is this stuff ON TOP of the entire UK supply of the Eco stuff he’s bought??? Whit aboot his boujee sensitive wee skin. My arse.....the only irritation is him! Can you tell I’m having a bad day
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It's almost as if the super sensitive skin is either imaginary, or down to something other than the soap powder he usesOh he’s really rippin ma knitting the day
So is this stuff ON TOP of the entire UK supply of the Eco stuff he’s bought??? Whit aboot his boujee sensitive wee skin. My arse.....the only irritation is him! Can you tell I’m having a bad day
Looks like oor Sammy has been doing an 'Add to Basket' on followers so her 10k isn't real. If you go through them it's pretty evident....daft eejit she is to be so desperate.
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