Cleaning with Mario #19 Imperfect Mario - the joinery continues! 🔨

[Cagayu]

Now then, we need a Fabulosa mock up from @Cagayu, pretty please!!

 

[Cagayu]

Happy birthday Mario. Love from me

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

If he gets one I'm here for the next thread -
#20 Mario Kart

 

[Cagayu]

I've just realised why he is so het up about the pumpkin.

He watched Cinderella on Disney and now thinks that it will turn into a pink Katie Price car with the help of his fairy godmother (Mrs Hinch)

@Cagayu can you make a pink pumpkin car for Melvin and Mrs Hinch as the fairy godmother?

Magical
Ahh fuck. Forgot to make it pink

 

[Cagayu]

Aww, come on! I LOL'd at this and was just about to type "that's calling out for a @Cagayu special" and then I see it's actually your comment!

You're slipping!

I think I’ve peaked

I must stress that I did not alter the skin tone of Mario. He is really that orange

 

[menopausalmargrit]

That’ll be me blocked again.

Who does he think he is?!

 

[Be More Pacific]

It's that time again ma darlins'

Winning title was actually mine with 49 votes however, it was a collab with @Noseybonk and @Jerry Garcia who made the suggestions and I just put them together.

Last thread round up

Manbagzda finally admitted he'd been made redundant by Debenhams but had the right PURE RAGIN' hump that Tattle had revealed the news first despite claiming he was abzoolutely fine about having a "spy" on his personal Facebook.

Since then, and after a long period of almost silence, he's been back with a boujee bang!

He now has an old quiche foil tray filled with dead kale on the Tapas, McDonalds & jus holder of dreams and has been gifted a shitload of crap for his HIGHLY SENSITIVE, RARE, BESPOKE face by ELF. The team at ELF know about his skin but seem intent on asking him to promote a load of stuff designed to inflame it I really want to see him use that magnetic face mask live!

His sister did a high cream tea in her care home for his mum's birthday (a few butties, breadsticks and sausage rolls) and now Mario is confident she should go into business doing that

Meanwhile, there doesn't seem to be any job hunting going on at Paisley Towers - just lots of getting cosy, watching movies and fannying around.

It's his birthday tomorrow but he doesnae want any fuss!! Or to be showered with gifts!! Or nights away!!

*cue 76 reposts wishing him happy birthday and 25 dots showing us what presents he got*

I'm so glad he came back and the joinery is continuing but only 'cos of you boujee Tattle bastards!

 

[TheFabFader]

37 and FABULOUS, according to Mario. What the actual fuck is he wearing?

 

[Be More Pacific]

Love the round up ma luvlie, as always. I cracked up at the skincare bingo card on the last thread and feel it should be added in here too!

Your wish is ma command hen

 

[Cagayu]

Asuming that he and others will have been sent their rep boxes, so they can wax ecstatic about the new scents immediately - pardon the pun!

To celebrate Melvin getting all Christmassy, can I make an appeal to @Cagayu
to do us a boujee wee Melf on the Shelf??

 

[ayeayecaptain]

37 and FABULOUS, according to Mario. What the actual fuck is he wearing?

Pat Butcher left him that in her will

 

[Cagayu]

Mario cart no room in the tiny flat for any more tat xx

 

[Victoriabelle]

37 and FABULOUS, according to Mario. What the actual fuck is he wearing?

He's dressed like my Nan when she's going to bingo and wants to look "fancy"

 

[Be More Pacific]

Fucking hell lads, I've gone on a "staycation" today for a week and it's all kicked off!

And now I see on here that he's done a skincare review. Well, my bingo card is in hand and I'm going in for a full hoose.....

 

[Mon_The_Biff]

Afternoon lovelies.. well am absolutely exhausted. Between trying to keep up with Meirdre's no fuss birthday posts and ma bespoke baking. Ah know he "said" no big hullabaloo wis wanted but we all know he wis talking out his arse. I've managed to rustle up a fabulous bespoke cake wi a couple ah bits that needed using up.. Ah really hope it's boujie enough. So aye

 

[Cagayu]

I love that his tattle appears higher on google than his own instagram

 

[ThreeSteaksPam]

The irony of carrying round a £300 Gucci wallet when you don’t have a fucking penny to put in it and so forth...

 

[GreatBritishFakeOff]

Hes always been a little entitled scrotum on legs. He looks down his nose, thinks hes the real housewives of paisley living in Derek's flat decorated in b and m tat. Disgusting little toad. You're from the council estate Melvin just like lots of us scottish folk are. Karma will get you if it hasn't already. Stop wafting around like gypsy rose Lee and get a job before the next credit card bill comes in or you might find yourself on the other side of the fence scrubbing floors. Seeing as you think its beneath you I imagine you wont broadcast that. Bellend.

The Real Housecoat of Paisley

 

[Cagayu]

That Bahamas filter makes him look like a wotsit

 

[menopausalmargrit]

What 37 year old man loves flowers? I myself are a gay man (I know it says Margrit but that’s a piss take) and I do not have one thing in common with him at all, nor do any of my friends, and by the way we are not “straight acting”.

I just can’t work him out, at all.

If my other half gave me a pandora bracelet for my birthday I would be furious!

All of the above being said, I’m glad he’s not been spoiled today ma lovelies.