Cleaning with Mario #17 Dealing with Mario. He's Classy, Boujee, Ratchet

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BoujeeBabe

Hello ma lovelies, how are youuuuu?

I'm gan camping for the weekend, to the beautiful Three Cliffs Bay in Swansea and I cannae wait ta take time for maself away from the gram because it's not ma day job!

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, MARIO MCKNIGHT - STOP PISSING AROUND AND GET BACK ON YOUR PAGE! YOU'VE GOT A SPINE, SO USE IT AND SHIN BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND.

So aye...
 
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Cagayu

Is the holiday to try and get over being blocked by Mazda?
 
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Kaydeelaydee

Happy holidays - bring us back a stalk of rock and if you see Melvin on you travels please warn him that he's rapidly losing his national treasure status
 
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NOID-phal

I'm willing to step up at this difficult time ma lovelies. I've *brought* some Fabulosa laundry cleanser, which I'll review later.
 
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Prettyiconic55

I am still laughing at quim. What could he be doing that’s more important than spraying his flat and waggling his finger to camera thinking he’s Mario Carey?
 
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lauramars

*insert fake laugh here* Absolutely brillian what’s hisel like? New door AND windows!! 10/10
 
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BoujeeBabe

Kaydeelaydee said:
Happy holidays - bring us back a stalk of rock and if you see Melvin on you travels please warn him that he's rapidly losing his national treasure status
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Thank you! I will bring back some bespoke goodies and if I see Melv, I'll slap his chicken legs and tell him to use his spine and get back on the gram, us Tattle bastards are missing him!
 
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Kaydeelaydee

Prettyiconic55 said:
I am still laughing at quim. What could he be doing that’s more important than spraying his flat and waggling his finger to camera thinking he’s Mario Carey?
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Possibly something that no-one would fault him for and could empathise with - coping with some worry and uncertainty, bringing his CV up to date and job hunting.
 
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Prettyiconic55

Kaydeelaydee said:
Possibly something that no-one would fault him for and could empathise with - coping with some worry and uncertainty, bringing his CV up to date and job hunting.
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Oh no. I didn’t even think of that, my bad!

lauramars said:
*insert fake laugh here* Absolutely brillian what’s hisel like? New door AND windows!! 10/10
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Anooooooo!
And even sadder, his followers have been storying his windaes, too. He manages to shoe horn them into anything. You could say he had nice trousers and he’s say ‘how can you see them when my windaes aren’t in??’
 
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Johnnoijones

You would think he was getting windaes fae notre dam put in. No some big standard upvc and probably grey windaes. I want nae debates but he will never replace our Marion.
 
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Kaydeelaydee

Wondering how conflicted Dezza might feel if Melvin asks him to put in a good word for him at Marks & Sparks

Maybe the hive mind of this thread could come up with some constructive ideas to aid Melvin's job search?
 
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Cagayu

menopausalmargrit said:
Enough is enough! He is trying to be OOR Mario and I won’t have anymore of it!

I’m going to down this large glass of white and get tapping on a DM to him!
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I hope this will bring Marion back. An intruder muscling in on his patch.
 
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Poptart

I can't lie ma lovelies I just put Sean's stories from yesterday morning and the teletubbie ones made me snort laugh. I'll now retire to ma plush sofa and have a bespoke word with masell
 
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Cagayu

Kaydeelaydee said:
Wondering how conflicted Dezza might feel if Melvin asks him to put in a good word for him at Marks & Sparks

Maybe the hive mind of this thread could come up with some constructive ideas to aid Melvin's job search?
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Builder - so he can build his awn home from the ground up and stop himself falling through the flair boards
 
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Prettyiconic55

menopausalmargrit said:
Enough is enough! He is trying to be OOR Mario and I won’t have anymore of it!

I’m going to down this large glass of white and get tapping on a DM to him!
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If you think there is anything I should try tag the company. Could you be any more obvious, Beggy Sue! You NEED to have an interest in brushing teeth
 
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Noseycow2020

Poptart said:
I can't lie ma lovelies I just put Sean's stories from yesterday morning and the teletubbie ones made me snort laugh. I'll now retire to ma plush sofa and have a bespoke word with masell
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You need to spend some time inside an extra large plush sewing box and think about what you’ve done
 
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