We're on some kind of fecked up Melvin diet plan. He's quite literally throwing us an occasional bone and feeding us scraps.
We're on some kind of fecked up Melvin diet plan. He's quite literally throwing us an occasional bone and feeding us scraps.Two weeks ago today was when he did that Insta story from a darkened room to say he was taking a break to spend time with Derek - 22nd July at 10.30 am.
Since then, we've had....
Insta story x 1 dot (Edinburgh)
Grid posts x 2 (pink tone and Rocky)
So not completely without him but definitely much, much less.
Is he single?
NO!!!!! Just NO! You’ll get barred
It just feels like a lifetimeTwo weeks ago today was when he did that Insta story from a darkened room to say he was taking a break to spend time with Derek - 22nd July at 10.30 am.
Since then, we've had....
Insta story x 1 dot (Edinburgh)
Grid posts x 2 (pink tone and Rocky)
So not completely without him but definitely much, much less.
To be fair I think wee D probably thinks that every day he wakes up to Marlene’s moaning faceIta a must watch! I'm sure Derek was thinking what the fuck am I doing here?
You will find it in the “Boy Wonder” highlights reel!! It’s towards the end, and after it is the pepper scandal as wellI just went fae a nose through the highlights and found the "my singing" one.
Ita fucking hilarious! Wee Derek in the background in bed on his phone and Mario killing the fugees, clicking his finger and swaying around like maurice Gibb on the bed!
Ita a must watch! I'm sure Derek was thinking what the fuck am I doing here?
I cant find the Jo malone handwashing saga
I've just had all space raiders in the wee hope he comes back. I saw some Pipers Farm criss while I'm Tescos. Unfortunately, I'm not boujee enough for thoseWhilst we wait, anyone fancy any Knorr soup powder and designer criss? I'll throw in some Irn Bru served in a blinged up shuttlecock with a straw.
Who is he on insta?Try the G - Man! You will want dropping in sheep dip after....
Athomewithg - if you dislike Sean’s teeth. You’ll be horrified by hisI've just had all space raiders in the wee hope he comes back. I saw some Pipers Farm criss while I'm Tescos. Unfortunately, I'm not boujee enough for those
Who is he on insta?
He is a human cabbage patch doll...so ayeI've just had all space raiders in the wee hope he comes back. I saw some Pipers Farm criss while I'm Tescos. Unfortunately, I'm not boujee enough for those
Who is he on insta?
GARTHY hahaha is that for real??Athomewithg - if you dislike Sean’s teeth. You’ll be horrified by his
What in the name of Christ is that!!It's the tapas, juss and McDonald's holder of dreams!
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Perfect for his regular five or six visitors....
Is he human?Is he single?
It’s quite a far bit in as all of his highlights are a million stories long.I just went fae a nose through the highlights and found the "my singing" one.
Ita fucking hilarious! Wee Derek in the background in bed on his phone and Mario killing the fugees, clicking his finger and swaying around like maurice Gibb on the bed!
Ita a must watch! I'm sure Derek was thinking what the fuck am I doing here?
I cant find the Jo malone handwashing saga
He's wearing a red topI just went fae a nose through the highlights and found the "my singing" one.
Ita fucking hilarious! Wee Derek in the background in bed on his phone and Mario killing the fugees, clicking his finger and swaying around like maurice Gibb on the bed!
Ita a must watch! I'm sure Derek was thinking what the fuck am I doing here?
I cant find the Jo malone handwashing saga
Gonnae no dae that
His face is a bit like old lady fanny. Don't ask how I know. https://giphy.com/Qv6Gi17pd23NSIs he human?
Oh my god why did I do it.Athomewithg - if you dislike Sean’s teeth. You’ll be horrified by his
Its a coffee table. Nae debates!!!!!!!What in the name of Christ is that!!
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