Christ almighty heβs bought more candles and wax melts
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He's bought 4 candles and 10 melts today. 
I literally dont know what to say.... 
*screams internally x100*
I literally dont know what to say.... *screams internally x100*
I wouldnβt like to visit them as the thought of all the scented stuff he uses is already making me feel sick!He's bought 4 candles and 10 melts today.
*screams internally x100*
I think Yankee are the worst, some of their candles stink!
Honest to boujee God, I dont know how he and Deek dont have real chest problems, or how Rayn isnt suffering. 
I know! His house isnβt that bad either i think itβs because he sees other home accounts have certain things and he crams it all into the 2 bedrooms!I think Yankee are the worst, some of their candles stink!
I'm wondering if Mazda is claiming some sort of benefits from the government seems like he has an awful lot of disposable income at the moment going by the rate of spending, is it just me? Or does it seem very excessive? Most people are saving what they can at the moment given the current climate and uncertainty of some people losing jobs etc, does he not care about his and D's future or is he just too thick (selfish) to understand, no-one needs all that useless tat, and multiples of everything, must be some sort of mental problem setting in, he needs help, poor wee hobbit bawbag.
seems like he has an awful lot of disposable income at the moment going by the rate of spending, is it just me? Or does it seem very excessive? Most people are saving what they can at the moment given the current climate and uncertainty of some people losing jobs etc, does he not care about his and D's future or is he just too thick (selfish) to understand, no-one needs all that useless tat, and multiples of everything, must be some sort of mental problem setting in, he needs help, poor wee hobbit bawbag.
More candles!!
A most excellent, plush summation of recent events on Planet Mario, ma lovelie. Iβm loving the new bespoke thread title: much like Meirdre himself, ah luv a guid collabahraytionNew thread time ma darlins'
Thread title is a combination following a campaign by @DilysMcGillis and @Johnnoijones for Smell the Wealth and Maladdin & The Magic Crapet was a joint effort from @lauramars and @It's All Fake.
Last thread round up - Derek's allegedly learning to drive, although no evidence has been seen apart from 75 car air fresheners and some Insta begging for a free car, Mazza is still not back at work, still spunking money up the wall on utter shite and he has just been gifted the bespoke, padded, studded tapas, McDonalds and juice holder of dreams and he bought a new peach towel pacifically to pop under it.
Behold....
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As you were ma lovelies!
I think he's in denial about their work situation. Although if I were Maw and Paw McKnight I'd be making a will with a clause cutting him oot, bet he's got his eye on their mortgage free hoose.I'm wondering if Mazda is claiming some sort of benefits from the government
Joan is moi. Itβs my 5th fake Instagram page as after a few sweet sherryβs I canβt help myself and have to either comment on one of his posts or message him, and alas, I get BYE FELISHA!Who was it?
But honest to bleeping god, why does he need anymore melts or candles? No wonder poor Rayn is never well, poor cat is eating fluffy towels flavoured kitty Kat.
A few rubs of the bespoke sewing box and Marions head pops out
It's still thereJoan is moi. Itβs my 5th fake Instagram page as after a few sweet sherryβs I canβt help myself and have to either comment on one of his posts or message him, and alas, I get BYE FELISHA!
Also does anyone thinks his boujie flat smells like Lush? You can smell the rank mix of scents a mile off
Thing is, I never say anything nasty about him as a person. I just either call him out on his actions or make a comment about something heβs bought.
I messaged him about how he treats Derek, he called me a troll then blocked me.
I messaged him about how he treats Derek, he called me a troll then blocked me.
I dry heave walking past Lush so yes, I imagine his flat smells just like that
Don't get me wrong, I like candles and wax a lot (I have wax melting as I type) but I'm also not spraying around a ton of other stuff at the same time! I pacifically don't have wax melting when I clean having been the victim of several 'waxidents' in the past due to my own clumsiness
Glad heβs replenished his fumigation supply. Maybe the air is ripe in there after an IBS flare up (
), mixed veg and onion gravy last night. Should stick to tap-ass Marion, might be safer.
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), mixed veg and onion gravy last night. Should stick to tap-ass Marion, might be safer.Years ago The Body shop used to do all those bath beads and they stank, I remember one called DewberryI dry heave walking past Lush so yes, I imagine his flat smells just like that
Don't get me wrong, I like candles and wax a lot (I have wax melting as I type) but I'm also not spraying around a ton of other stuff at the same time! I don't have wax melting when I clean having been the victim of several 'waxidents' in the past
.Oh, I was a Dewberry GirlYears ago The Body shop used to do all those bath beads and they stank, I remember one called Dewberry
His hoose smells plush
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