Cleaning with Mario #16 Maladdin & The Magic Crapet. Smell The Wealth! 💎

[Soermyeah]

Afternoon ma lovelies! Am just parking ma bespoke bottom into this plush thread. Ive brought some tapass and Criss feel free to share. I'll leave them on the padded boujee table just please don't get any on the rug towel

Criss hahaha cracks me up so much

 

[Cagayu]

I wonder what marioisms will be written today

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

I had a thought about this giant sewing box table monzo has been gifted. Imagine if it really did have a lid that lifted up and you could pop maladdin in there when you wanted a bit of peace? Just slam the lid down and duck off out for a few weeks xxx

 

[Warrend]

Criss hahaha cracks me up so much

Haha, I say criss sometimes. I grew up having a speech impediment and despite having years of therapy, there remains a handful of words I struggle with, crisps being one of them. I've even been known to say criss-pssst in an effort to get the word out.

That's all, ma luvlies. Nae debates!

 

[Be More Pacific]

I wonder what marioisms will be written today

Not just written my friend - the spoken word is just as powerful and awplent.

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Bet Ryan is using the discount table as a scratching post whilst hawd it n dawd are oot robbing

 

[Bigbird2]

He’s away shopping!! What else can there be for him to buy!

 

[NoodlesToodles]

Bet Ryan is using the discount table as a scratching post whilst hawd it n dawd are oot robbing

Oh God I hope so!! Dreams can come true

 

[Be More Pacific]

More bleeping shopping!!!

And more treats from "Derek" no doubt!

 

[NOID-phal]

He’s away shopping!! What else can there be for him to buy!

More tat to go on the coffeen™️ table. He won't be able to fit any tapas on it by tonight.

 

[Curly]

Haha, I say criss sometimes. I grew up having a speech impediment and despite having years of therapy, there remains a handful of words I struggle with, crisps being one of them. I've even been known to say criss-pssst in an effort to get the word out.

That's all, ma luvlies. Nae debates!

I always pronounce it criss

 

[Eat more cake]

Best bespoke thread title ever.
I’m glad he’s gone out shopping. He deserves to treat hiself and hasn’t really splashed out recently. And the flat is starting to look a bit bare in places....

 

[lauramars]

Listening to magic radio and Whitney higher love has came on... I’m getting flashbacks of the sweaty armpits pyjama high kick dance

 

[other things online]

Bet Ryan is using the discount table as a scratching post whilst hawd it n dawd are oot robbing

Oot robbing
if Rayn did that It would be hilarious..
On a serious note though, when they’re both out. What do they do with Rayn ? Is she free to roam the shoebox?

 

[Be More Pacific]

Oot robbing
if Rayn did that It would be hilarious..
On a serious note though, when they’re both out. What do they do with Rayn ? Is she free to roam the shoebox?

She's locked in that tiny hallway

She'd probably be shitting all over his bed like Amber Heard if she wasn't

 

[Poptart]

Oot robbing
if Rayn did that It would be hilarious..
On a serious note though, when they’re both out. What do they do with Rayn ? Is she free to roam the shoebox?

I'd bet any money she gets shut in the hall...might explain why she has wrecked the door frames.

 

[Step-by-step]

Yeah closed in the hallway
And to think they were considering another kitty, sweet Jesus in that box of a place the kitties would be driven crazy if not killed by fumes.
Shouldn’t have a kitty if in a tooty gaff like that, she can’t be free even to roam the areas.
He’s a proper asshole

I'd bet any money she gets shut in the hall...might explain why she has wrecked the door frames.

Yeah definitely as she hasn’t wrecked anything else, however he can’t stand how vocal she is
Poor kitty has to listen to him screeching at her.
#FreeRaynAndDerrick

 

[lauramars]

Yeah closed in the hallway
And to think they were considering another kitty, sweet Jesus in that box of a place the kitties would be driven crazy if not killed by fumes.
Shouldn’t have a kitty if in a tooty gaff like that, she can’t be free even to roam the areas.
He’s a proper asshole


Yeah definitely as she hasn’t wrecked anything else, however he can’t stand how vocal she is
Poor kitty has to listen to him screeching at her.
#FreeRaynAndDerrick

In one of his highlights he’s yapping about her scratching his new carpets too

 

[Step-by-step]

In one of his highlights he’s yapping about her scratching his new carpets too

Constantly crying on about something or another.
his bespoke scratching post clearly is as dung as the rest of his tat
Cats scratch asshole, why did ya get one

 

[Jacquilou]

Why the bleep would maid bleeping Marian sign up for Smol if he has already found the cure for super sensitive super bespoke one in a billion skin in ecover the same brand as the fabric softener That’s already solved human suffering of the masses