Cleaning with Mario #15 Take a seat and get some class!!

[Kaydeelaydee]

Well that little outburst has justimyfied me having another laughter induced organism.

Derek - should you happen by here on your fiance's behalf consider this.

People who don't know your other half, who you think misinterpret him, will possibly include potential future employers.

Is it within the scope of possibility that there is a reason he is still on furlough and not back at work yet?

Is Mario banking his hopes and your disposable income on getting snapped up by an agent and having a Mrs Hinch wealth trajectory? He's got a large following and has had press attention, but it still just hasn't happened. Do you have a plan b?

And finally, without exception, everyone on here rather likes you. Why do you think that is?

Just saying this is what an alternative perspective looks like, but far easier just to write everyone off as a jealous hater eh?

 

[MrsFierce]

That tik tok Rayn is proper cringing for him. I'm not a cat person but that cat hates him!

 

[Noseybonk]

Pussy was practically sitting on his rare skin type face

Dezza must have put catnip in Mazzas skin cream, so aye

 

[Cherry_1]

A take no tit from NOBODY..... aye sit doon you and calm the ham. Firstly Marion you are a nasty little piece of work and us tattlers have saw through your BULL a long time ago, but I reckon since you’re venom about your lovely innocent cat and the fact you have reacted the way u have speaks vols. Every one who watches u have saw your true colours and you can try and pretend that you love your wee Rayn but I believe you don’t have a morsel of love in your heart. Pathetic narcissist that should be pulled down a peg or two. Secondly I don’t believe that ANYONE at any given time has thought your cooncil borrowers flat is a palace you are so far up your own arse I’m surprised you don’t come back out with a permanent tan away and take yer head for a shite and give your arse a break. IBS boujee bespoke midden

 

[Henny Penny]

Poor Rayn doesn’t know what’s going on!
she nae happy

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

Poor Rayn doesn’t know what’s going on!
she nae happy

She's like who are you again? what's the twit doing and leave me alone

I'm embarrassed for him

 

[Henny Penny]

Why’s he still going on about trolls!! He’s as bad as hinch! A few people disagreed with the way he spoke to the cat and he cannae cope!!

 

[Step-by-step]

Why’s he still going on about trolls!! He’s as bad as hinch! A few people disagreed with the way he spoke to the cat and he cannae cope!!

Could someone please go rescue that beautiful cat & Derek
Sweet mother of god, what the duck is wrong with Derek, the poor guy is clearly controlled, his only friend is the wee cat

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

So they've put those car air fresheners aside for the moment Deek passes his test....

They do realise you don't get to keep the car don't they? That you don't just move in and start putting air fresheners everywhere thinking its yours. I wonder where Mierdre got that idea from....

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Why’s he still going on about trolls!! He’s as bad as hinch! A few people disagreed with the way he spoke to the cat and he cannae cope!!

That age old tactic of drumming up follower engagement - hard on the heels of the admission that he'd do the world a favour and make the gram his full time job if only the money and the management came a-calling.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

That tik tok showing off ALL his dick moves. Rayn meanwhile moves out of the way before she is buried beneath the avalanche of his inadequacies.

 

[The_blind_dug]

A take no tit from NOBODY..... aye sit doon you and calm the ham. Firstly Marion you are a nasty little piece of work and us tattlers have saw through your BULL a long time ago, but I reckon since you’re venom about your lovely innocent cat and the fact you have reacted the way u have speaks vols. Every one who watches u have saw your true colours and you can try and pretend that you love your wee Rayn but I believe you don’t have a morsel of love in your heart. Pathetic narcissist that should be pulled down a peg or two. Secondly I don’t believe that ANYONE at any given time has thought your cooncil borrowers flat is a palace you are so far up your own arse I’m surprised you don’t come back out with a permanent tan away and take yer head for a shite and give your arse a break. IBS boujee bespoke midden

He definitely needs brought down a peg or two.
When he was going on like a gangster. A take no tit of Nobody. I think he needed to change his tena lady he got his knackers In a right twisted!

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Wtf did he say the cat had done to his door frames? I've a cat who is a complete diva and the most damage she has done is claw the carpet. Has he got Joe Exotic living with him? Jesus christ!

Just call her Carole

 

[Maggie28]

Sweet Jesus what did I miss?
It’s a good job I have 6 weeks off and my holiday has been cancelled, I’ll need that time to catch up on the threads and Mariana’s ranting.
I wonder if his neck when blotchy with anger!
And he then went on a mad rampage turning his bespoke flat upside down! Smashing zoflora and emptying his Avamay baskets!
Oh no it’s already a tit hole.

Also who the duck buys car air fresheners, when they don’t own a car!
I can just picture the interior of the car, fluffy bespoke car seat covers and cushions.
All bespoke from eBay.
Wax melt hub caps and we have car cleaning with Mazda to looK forward too

 

[The_blind_dug]

Did the shopping centres in Scotland not open back up today? Is the Debenhams he works in opening back up?

 

[Step-by-step]

Sweet Jesus what did I miss?
It’s a good job I have 6 weeks off and my holiday has been cancelled, I’ll need that time to catch up on the threads and Mariana’s ranting.
I wonder if his neck when blotchy with anger!
And he then went on a mad rampage turning his bespoke flat upside down! Smashing zoflora and emptying his Avamay baskets!
Oh no it’s already a tit hole.

Also who the duck buys car air fresheners, when they don’t own a car!
I can just picture the interior of the car, fluffy bespoke car seat covers and cushions.
All bespoke from eBay.
Wax melt hub caps and we have car cleaning with Mazda to looK forward too

I’m a bit lost, have that bought a car or getting one gifted or what’s the crack there, maybe I missed something!!

 

[NOID-phal]

Why’s he still going on about trolls!! He’s as bad as hinch! A few people disagreed with the way he spoke to the cat and he cannae cope!!

AM FINE MA LOVELIE NAWT UPSET ATAWLL

He definitely needs brought down a peg or two.
When he was going on like a gangster. A take no tit of Nobody. I think he needed to change his tena lady he got his knackers In a right twisted!

The scariest thing about Mario is that haircut.

 

[MaidMarion]

I wonder if his employers (if he still has a job) would be interested to know how he speaks to people when they ask a simple question, with his boooujee bye felicia crap, no-one wants a bully working for them, especially as he is in the public eye Hopefully his bosses watch his stories, the way he goes on is ridiculous and embarrassing, poor Derek and rayn, I'd be mortified if I knew him in person, he's so far up his own arse he could pose as his ain teef journeee.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

And now to get back to our usual highbrow bants, why can the display Shark not be parked behind the ridiculous plush mirror?

No really, why?

Did the shopping centres in Scotland not open back up today? Is the Debenhams he works in opening back up?

It's already open, was one of the first to open, and he's still on furlough

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Did the shopping centres in Scotland not open back up today? Is the Debenhams he works in opening back up?

He works in the one in Glasgow City Centre, and it’s been open for the last week.

I suspect there will be some redundancies on the cards....