**justimafyOh wow, for someone who doesn't have to justify himself he spent an awful lot of time justifying his life and love for his cat. He. Is. STEAMIN'
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Oh my! He's got his wee tiny bloomers in a twist eh, good for that person that called him out, he obviously reads here too and its hit a nerve, although maybe he could spend his free time learning and partaking in some online classes to improve his speaking skills etc instead of spending money on rubbish he doesn't need, he thinks he is smart because he can block people, no wonder he doesn't go out on his own, who knows what would happen if he came face to face with a "troll" 
I bet he was an actual bully at school and online back in the day before he became a saint! Bespoke little hobbit.
I bet he was an actual bully at school and online back in the day before he became a saint! Bespoke little hobbit.
He's given enough information for people to go searching and having a pop on his behalf though, not quite as stupid as he sounds is oor Melvin...
1. Yeah he works in Debenhams in Glasgow but is currently furloughed. Please don't ask him about it as it's doing his head in and he doesn't know what is going on but is being kept up to date by email.New to this thread ....... spend half my life on the hinch one
Few questions - Does he work ? As in have a proper job not Instagram - he seems to be at home all the time or is he on furlough
his house actually isnāt that nice - why does he have such a big following ?
All these large cleaning accounts seem to dust & hoover round then light a candle , most people do that anyway donāt they ?
2. His hoose isn't that nice? Wind yer neck in hen - it's a bejouee, bespoke palace he's built from the grun up. I can't speak for anyone else but I'm here for the laughs and Marionisms.
3. Oh he does soooo much more. Other folk might light 2 candles, he lights 242.
So aye, sit back and enjoy the bespoke ride and so forth ma lovelie.
A wee mini 'dome' haul with his wibbly wobbly strangler fingers, followed by a wee mahooosive rant with his wibbly wobbly heeeeeed
Anyone else want to shove that scratchy post up his arse
Anyone else want to shove that scratchy post up his arse
I was enjoying the rant but couldnāt get past Mario ājustimifyingā himself
And saying, and saying, and saying....Oh fuckin' fell, Mazza aint happeh!He's nae bothered or affected by it, though. He's just saying. So aye....
Sorry how many stories about one scratch post?! 
We get it, she is destroying your Palace so you begrudgingly spent money on something she will get enjoyment from. She is clearly bored and needs some mental stimulation.
We get it, she is destroying your Palace so you begrudgingly spent money on something she will get enjoyment from. She is clearly bored and needs some mental stimulation.
This is the new thing theyāre doing, making threats to send their āhundreds of thousandsā of followers to go and bully someone they deem to be a troll. I love when they say āif you donāt like it, donāt followā - just the same way a ātrollā could say āif you donāt like it, get off Instagramā to them. You think they would take that advice? 
I did mine via private message, but so happy I'm not the only one to call the horrible tit out on it!Would love to know who posted so I could give them a follow! So even though itās someone who apparently loves Hinch as well, now because they dared to call him out for the nasty witch he is, theyāre not a ārealā follower of Hinch or him and are just a troll? Thatās how it works is it? Heās hilarious. Aye you carry on with your fabulous day Mario of doing sweet duck all as usualtry not to be abusive to your cat or partner while youāre at it.
Edit; found the post. Good on them.
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You donāt f*** with marionās cat. Nae bother thou
You donāt f*** with marionās cat. Nae bother thou
How many times a day does he name drop Hinch - desperate much. Not that he needs to justimafy his actions. His jurnee. So aye.
I hate to break it to you Marion but if everyone else thinks one way and you're the only person thinking the other, then the problem lies with you. You can't say "folk only see a minute clip and make assumptions" If it was a video of a one person hitting another, I'd think that person was a violent thug. So aye, you may not like someone shining the light on you publicy mate but you reap what you sew.
Oh my god I just canāt cope with him today.
1. MORE BEAUTY PRODUCTS?? Does he have a storage locker somewhere he keeps all of his shower gels? Seriously, why does he need so many?
2. MORE WAX BURNERS!! Where the HELL is he putting them all? I have two in my house, I consider a third but I donāt think I can justify it. He has at least like what.. 12?
3. MORE OF THE PLUG INS? What a selfish bastard āthere was only four on the shelf so I had to take twoā not like you donāt now have 8 of the bleeping things at home!!!!!
4. Who buys that many car air fresheners in one go? And then writes he wants to order more. I honestly despair. Do they even have a damn car yet??!!
5. Your one bedroom flat would be perfectly fine Mario if you stopped buying tit!!!
6. I counted 13 stories about that very simple scratching post. What else is there to say other than āThis is a scratching post for the catā.
7. Nae debates on how much he loves his cat. Sheās the most spoilt cat in the world. She loves her wee cluttered flat that is constantly filled with fumes and her pure gawjus bespoke bed in the hallway.
8. I donāt get how he can say we donāt know anything about his life. He stories constantly, he tours his flat almost daily and even writes himself his Instagram is āall areas of his lifeā.
1. MORE BEAUTY PRODUCTS?? Does he have a storage locker somewhere he keeps all of his shower gels? Seriously, why does he need so many?
2. MORE WAX BURNERS!! Where the HELL is he putting them all? I have two in my house, I consider a third but I donāt think I can justify it. He has at least like what.. 12?
3. MORE OF THE PLUG INS? What a selfish bastard āthere was only four on the shelf so I had to take twoā not like you donāt now have 8 of the bleeping things at home!!!!!
4. Who buys that many car air fresheners in one go? And then writes he wants to order more. I honestly despair. Do they even have a damn car yet??!!
5. Your one bedroom flat would be perfectly fine Mario if you stopped buying tit!!!
6. I counted 13 stories about that very simple scratching post. What else is there to say other than āThis is a scratching post for the catā.
7. Nae debates on how much he loves his cat. Sheās the most spoilt cat in the world. She loves her wee cluttered flat that is constantly filled with fumes and her pure gawjus bespoke bed in the hallway.
8. I donāt get how he can say we donāt know anything about his life. He stories constantly, he tours his flat almost daily and even writes himself his Instagram is āall areas of his lifeā.
Do you know what, I think I had temporary lapse of judgment there, this is boujee bespoke Marion, the Scottish mrs hinch, he who thinks the hinch cult are lovely. I know when Iām wrong so aye & so forth
FUMMIN'!!!!!!!
However, in his pure rage, Manbagzda has forgotten the most basic rule of law school....
Slander - spoken
Libel - written
TAKE A SEAT AND GET SOME CLASS!!!!!
However, in his pure rage, Manbagzda has forgotten the most basic rule of law school....
Slander - spoken
Libel - written
TAKE A SEAT AND GET SOME CLASS!!!!!
So. It's didn't bother him in the slightest..... Yet he felt calmer after his spewing rant. So monzo you were bothered weren't you. Calling someone out on their behaviour isn't trolling. Trolling would be consistently harassing you...... You absolute cement head. Ps you don't get to decide who's in the Hinch following you walloper.
That person has deleted the post calling Mario out and changed their username lol
That person has deleted the post calling Mario out and changed their username lol
Awkt heās a wanker! I wonder how heād react to people telling him how much a dick he is in real life??? Is that a troll??? Hope I never meet him. Itās not Scottish humour! & see to the horrible bleep mailing him saying she talks to her kids like that your dont deserve kids ya bully!
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