Not sure who suggested it on the last one but I thought nae debates was a brill pure boujee bespoke thread title suggestion
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When he was showing his ‘haul’ 
he was so dismissive about the two things Derek got. Derek wanted mouthwash“ I mean, you could always not show it rather than being so dismissive and talking about the tree air freshener, he said Derek wanted I have never smelled it and slammed it down. Aargh! he is so nasty. Then saying I will buy him Ava May ones, maybe he doesn’t want Ava May ones, maybe he wants to choose his own stuff? Give the man some control over part of his life ffs.
he was so dismissive about the two things Derek got. Derek wanted mouthwash“ I mean, you could always not show it rather than being so dismissive and talking about the tree air freshener, he said Derek wanted I have never smelled it and slammed it down. Aargh! he is so nasty. Then saying I will buy him Ava May ones, maybe he doesn’t want Ava May ones, maybe he wants to choose his own stuff? Give the man some control over part of his life ffs.
After actually saying he keeps his skincare in his fridge, a few stories later he then proceeds to claim that “youse” are asking where he keeps his skincare. Er no normal person would ask that. What the duck?
It was quite passive aggressive wasn’t it.When he was showing his ‘haul’
This building is a lot lot old ...he has his very own bespoke language....so aye
How many bloody burners can one flat take?? 
even one per room is excessive - might play a game and count them all.
How many shower gels does one person need?
How many lavender plug ins does one person need- he almost has a lifetime supply!!
so many how questions for wee MARION
even one per room is excessive - might play a game and count them all.How many shower gels does one person need?
How many lavender plug ins does one person need- he almost has a lifetime supply!!
so many how questions for wee MARION
Ma hoose isnae as perfect as everyone thinks it is - who? Who thinks your hoose is perfect marlon? Get tae duck
He would literally need one burner in his hallway and it would fill the flat with scent. I'm surprised he doesn't get boujoeee migraines!
'scratchpost joirneyyyyy'
'scratchpost joirneyyyyy'
Does the cat have a ladder? never seen a cat that can get up that high on a door frame. He needs to take her on Britain's got Talent
‘It might look to youse like a perfect palace..’
Errrmmmm
Errrmmmm
Did anyone notice he ‘infefted’ (invested) in the scratchy post?? He has to have an issue with spelling and grammar. No one is that daft. Are they??
I had to come away from him for the last few months. I just couldn’t cope with him, his OCD buying and visions of self importance. The completely utterly pointless Dyson pushed me over the edge. I’m back with a new account and you lot never fail to make me laugh!
I had to come away from him for the last few months. I just couldn’t cope with him, his OCD buying and visions of self importance. The completely utterly pointless Dyson pushed me over the edge. I’m back with a new account and you lot never fail to make me laugh!
He had to save up to invest in the scratching ‘poast’ ???
surely not
surely not
I thought that was awfully high for the cat lol! It looks like it’s just coming away because it’s old not caus the cat
Why is everything such a big palaver? I highly doubt tiny melvin could even reach that high on the door frame never mind that cat.. but course there has to be a big drama before he gets to the point that he bought a new scratching post.. sorry he is really annoying me today
He said Rayn has ripped shreds from his door for the past 3 years and only 9 months ago started to buy scratching posts. Why did he not think to buy one when she first started doing it? Indoor cats need to scratch to help their claws and backs. He’s a tool
Yeah- I agree. Poor cat was probably stressed! I meant the actual saving up was a bit unbelievable - he’s talking about it like saving up for a house and investing his money in it
it’s not an investment- it’s a basic piece of equipment for your cat!
ahhh the cat company makes "bespoke" cat items according to their bio - all makes sense now. And he's had it a week and we've not seen it so far? methinks he's trying too hard to convince us he's a decent pet owner, too late Marj, we see you.
"Derek loves these face masks" Gets one. "I never use a face mask as yeez aw know wi ma bespoke, bejouee skin" Gets two. Oh feck right off Marj. And just for the record, NO ONE thinks your hoose is an absalut palace son, NO ONE!!
"Derek loves these face masks" Gets one. "I never use a face mask as yeez aw know wi ma bespoke, bejouee skin" Gets two. Oh feck right off Marj. And just for the record, NO ONE thinks your hoose is an absalut palace son, NO ONE!!
He really annoyed me there when he said Derek asked could they get the car fresheners 
why does Derek need to ask? Especially with all the shite he buys? And perfect palace nearly pissed myself when he said that
why does Derek need to ask? Especially with all the shite he buys? And perfect palace nearly pissed myself when he said that
Can you imagine his face if someone agreed that his house wasn't perfect. He'd be steaming!!!!
Obviouszly raspbelly
Ok, Meirdre 
This hoose might lewk tae youz like it’s a perfect palace (it doesn’t, trust me, but ok) but it’s a lot, lot old Meirdre’s kind of hay fever is the worst kind of hay fever: bespoke hay fever
Think how much pollen could fit up that schnozz **crome
I kin assure ye, ma lovelie, ye won’t be disappointit the dayJust skipped through his stories and I see he's uploaded his boujee shopping haul, so I'll watch that after lunch, to laugh at the multiple items of boujee shite he doesn't need....
#vayse
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