There was something mentioned on here about him having previously worked for semichem but that he was sacked for stealing. Not only did he not do his own project but his collab stuff with Ava May was also pulled from their stories so who knows, maybe there was some truth to itWhen Ava May struck a deal with Semi Chem she took Melvin with her to the meeting, and there was a teaser about him setting up a project of his own with them.
Nothing came of it as he later confessed that he'd backed out cos he "shit himself".
We never did find out what that scary opportunity was exactly, but I do wonder if he kicks himself on the regular about not giving it a go.
Opportunities drying up faster than his non-misted face.
I'd say they fell off the back of a truck!!Does anyone know why he didn't put a link on for the plug in air fresheners?
I was coming on to say the same thing lol . We call my daughter wee Isa because she’s so nosyI think Mario was referring to a character from a Scottish TV show called Still Game . Isa is notoriously nosey, knows everyone’s business and doesn’t let anything pass her by. Which I guess he was linking to the fact people spotted and asked him about his “humidifier “.
Not standing up for Mario - he does indeed have his own vocabulary and despite being from the west coast too I could do with someone to translate his nonsense
Me tooWhen he was talking about the lip balm and said he absolutely hates vaseline, thinks it's rotten and can't stand the feel of it.......I ended up tittering like schoolgirl
They are bespoke for Marion and not for us.Does anyone know why he didn't put a link on for the plug in air fresheners?
He fears his demograph perhaps does not smell of wealth?Does anyone know why he didn't put a link on for the plug in air fresheners?
What was the smelling of wealth thing, please?He fears his demograph perhaps does not smell of wealth?
He was tagged and it was his reply to the follower contemplating burning their Mario candleWhat was the smelling of wealth thing, please?
And a filter on top of the filter and concealer all over the faceThe power of bronzer concealer and a filter
Yep. To make no difference whatsoever to how he normally looksThe power of bronzer concealer and a filter
So much for him not posting anything to do with family. Or does that only apply to his family, not Derek'sYep. To make no difference whatsoever to how he normally looks
And now he wants a baby? Is this so we can follow their adoption jurnee and his skinkerr jurnee and his fuhll time Instagram jurnee?
The smell of rustlers and ibs more like. I'm cringing inside oot at that.He was tagged and it was his reply to the follower contemplating burning their Mario candle
Also probably a couple of muppets willing to offer up their uterus for the jobSo now he will repost all his muffia who say he would be the greatest Dad ever, with some 80's power ballad playing over the top.
Yep. To make no difference whatsoever to how he normally looks
And now he wants a baby? Is this so we can follow their adoption jurnee and his skinkerr jurnee and his fuhll time Instagram jurnee?
Feel like this is going to be the greatest unsolved mystery of all time - How does Derek put up with MarioYep. To make no difference whatsoever to how he normally looks
And now he wants a baby? Is this so we can follow their adoption jurnee and his skinkerr jurnee and his fuhll time Instagram jurnee?
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